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gomper

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  1. Paulie - "You’re not gonna believe this. The guy killed 16 Czechoslovakians. He was an interior decorator."

     

    Christopher - "His house looked like ****."

     

    - Paulie hit a yard worker in the head with a shovel making him let go of a rope, causing another guy in the tree with a chainsaw to fall to the ground.

     

    Feech, who hired the yard crew brings this to Tony.

     

    Paulie, giving his side of the story says, "He jumped out 'da tree and come at me with a chainsaw!"

     

    - Silvio at Vessuvio's, "Where'd he get this bread... the bread museum!"

     

    - Paulie at dinner in back of the pork store, "The average man's sh*t house... piss all over the floor. You go into a lady's bathroom, you could eat maple walnut icecream off of the porcelain."

  2. I was just watching the episode with the premiere of Cleaver. They ask everyone to turn their phones off and of course Pauly doesnt. I love when you only hear his side of the conversation: "What? the Guatemalans?...tell them to put it in the trunk."....lol...God's knows what that was about. And of course Tony's best line ever from season one after Jr. tries to take him out..."Cunnilingus and psychiatry got us to this point." Priceless.

  3. There is so much to say about this show and I wish I had the time....brilliant, timeless, masterpiece...they all apply. Every season has its own artistry. I recently did a Duffs-Sopranos bender. I watched "Luxury Lounge" about three times in a row. I love when Tony climbs down from a mountain of ernest to give Artie advice on his slumping restaurant...."two-fers?...how about a salad wagon?...that means a free spagetti and meatballs if you bring in another cheap Gomer douchebag?...this is a fine dining establishment...i'll give it back to the bank before i turn it into a !@#$ing IHop"....LOL...being in the restaurant business you have no idea how true that is.

     

    My friend and I always are quick to quote the great Jonny Sac when every a concensus of opinion arises on any matter:

    "What is this? the !@#$ing UN now?" God, i could go on and on :)

  4. I listened to the whole show today. While I did enjoy it and find him totally refreshing compared to usual drivel on GR, he really needs to let the show breathe a bit. I know he's trying to make the best possible impression but at times it seemed like he was getting paid by the word. All said, I really did enjoy it. Whether change is in the air at GR....one can only hope because the station is a civic disgrace.

  5. At least you're honest. That being said, the jury is still out for you pal. The rest of us sufferred through some of the worst football ever known to man. 6-3 Browns game anyone? We've gotten beat down by the awful coaching/personel decsions and then kicked in the head and told to enjoy it by ownership. Now, just because the girl has dropped 100 lbs and looks good...you want her back. It doesn't work that way. now you have to put in the time to win her back.

  6. Just a thought.....on the INT did anyone notice that the play began with the sky overcast, then the sun came out as Drayton picked it off and by the time he hit the endzone the field was aglow in brilliant sunshine. Maybe its all those Dead tours coming back on me but I thought it was soooo fitting. Well done boys :)

  7. What can you say?....he was terrific....everyone has pretty much nailed the game and I didnt want to start another thread so, three quick thoughts

     

    Bad: Wilson not getting enough depth on the Raiders last TD....that should never happen.....ever.

     

    Good: On the last Raiders TD drive.... first play...Dareus rushed Campbell and touched him as he let it go at the 5....then pushed McFadden out at the 23....thats hustle.

     

    Funny: Whitner biting on the play action and getting beat deep as Dallas came back and won it in OT....but we've seen that before huh? lol

  8. Looking for a classic? Try Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole. Hilarious. He couldn't get published, killed himself, and his mother found the manuscript under his bed. Then it got published and now it's considered a classic. You'll love it.

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