4) He had the Bills, laying the points and headed out to his bookie's house to collect early when the Bills pushed the lead to 25 points. The bookie told him, "No payouts 'til the final whistle." Virgil couldn't believe it when the Bills won by 3 and the game was a push. He had already used the winnings as a down payment for an inground swimming pool.
I got in on the -1.5 and cashing that check today!!!!!!
But in all seriousness this is creative as Heck and funny as hecK