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Sabres have to be the fastest team in hockey... Sold out and everyone chanting USA for Miller! 3-1 Sabres in the third!
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Football Pool Prizes to be given out...
NavyBillsFan replied to SDS's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
http://www.playshot.com/sport_games_18/foo...quares_7781.htm How about squares? here is a nice download for it -
Media didnt even look at the Hawks. Hawks are very quiet and low profile while the media and fans are blowing the steelers out of the water. Its going to be like a home game for the steelers but I got the feeling the Hawks may have this game won by the third. Reminds me of the Green Bay/New England Super Bowl years. Everyone was on GB's jockey! I know this is Bettis's last game but I dont think he is going to have a good day on the Hawks D. Hawks 34 Steelers 17
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He moved in with Lonnie Johnson the second half of the season. Lonnie gives him good football tips....
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b) the single greatest PLAY in bills history was don beebe knocking the ball from leon lett. Comeback game or Super Bowl? I enjoy the total shutdown of one of the best O's in the league that year by our "bend but dont break" D
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Redneck Newlyweds A week after their marriage, the redneck newlyweds, Ed and Arlene, paid a visit to their doctor. "You ain't gonna believe this, Doc," said the husband. "My thingy's turnin' blue." "That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you." The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the redneck's "thingy" really was blue. The doctor turns to the wife, "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed for you?" "Yep, shore am," she replied brightly. "And what kind of jelly are you using with it?" "Grape." HER SIDE OF THE STORY My husband was in an odd mood Saturday night. We had planned to meet at a cafe for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn't say anything about it. I don't remember doing anything to make him upset, but I could tell there was something wrong. The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off to someplace intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this restaurant, and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I was getting really worried. What did I do? What was bothering him? Was he mad at me? I tried to cheer him up, but what was bothering him - was it me or something else? I finally asked him if he was upset with me, he said no. But I wasn't really sure. In the car on the way back home, I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the heck that meant because, you know, he didn't say it back or anything. We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to bed. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise, we made love. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I wanted to confront him but didn't, so I just cried myself to sleep. I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think he's seeing someone else. HIS SIDE OF THE STORY Played badly today --- shot 97 - - -can't putt for sh--! Felt kind of tired; got laid though. Test for Dementia" "It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test." Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert The saying; "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain, so... Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it." The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you have made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and... begin. WELL MAYBE NOT THAT CLEAR! 1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question 2. 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink? Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as Children's World. If you said "water" then proceed to question 3. 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is m ade from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from? Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions????? If you said "glass," then! go on to Question 4. 4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"? Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors", then proceed to the next question. 5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver? Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!
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A week after their marriage, the redneck newlyweds, Ed and Arlene, paid a visit to their doctor. "You ain't gonna believe this, Doc," said the husband. "My thingy's turnin' blue." "That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you." The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the redneck's "thingy" really was blue. The doctor turns to the wife, "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed for you?" "Yep, shore am," she replied brightly. "And what kind of jelly are you using with it?" "Grape." Gay Bob goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. >> The doctor comes back and says "Bob, I'm not going to beat around the >> bush.You have AIDS". >> >> Bob is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?" >> >> "Eat 1 sausage,1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot >> sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts,! 1 huge box of >> Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." >> >> Bob asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?" >> >> Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of >> what your ass is for." HER SIDE OF THE STORY My husband was in an odd mood Saturday night. We had planned to meet at a cafe for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn't say anything about it. I don't remember doing anything to make him upset, but I could tell there was something wrong. The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off to someplace intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this restaurant, and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I was getting really worried. What did I do? What was bothering him? Was he mad at me? I tried to cheer him up, but what was bothering him - was it me or something else? I finally asked him if he was upset with me, he said no. But I wasn't really sure. In the car on the way back home, I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the heck that meant because, you know, he didn't say it back or anything. We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to bed. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise, we made love. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I wanted to confront him but didn't, so I just cried myself to sleep. I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think he's seeing someone else. HIS SIDE OF THE STORY Played badly today --- shot 97 - - -can't putt for sh--! Felt kind of tired; got laid though.
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We will see what will happen next season or two but this staff is looking very good. Bates would be stupid not to take the Bills job. The pieces are there, we got cap room (Tons with Williams, Posey, and Moulds contracts). I like the OC choice, this guy can get JP going. I dont think its JP anyways..... A total rebuild of the O line and we got a team folks..... 6-8 new players and a solid draft can make Buffalo a playoff team! (I hope)!!!
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IF THE BILLS ARE SOLD AND MOVED ...
NavyBillsFan replied to truth on hold's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Ralph's family would be tricked by a 419 scammer and the team is moved to Niger. -
IF THE BILLS ARE SOLD AND MOVED ...
NavyBillsFan replied to truth on hold's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
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My list of ex-Bills fans..please turn in your card
NavyBillsFan replied to taterhill's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
What list is this I made? I always tipped my pizza delivery drivers. I always paid for good looking MILF hookers Im always nice to walmart door greeters -
Join J.A. (Jauron Anonymous) Today
NavyBillsFan replied to granitestatebillsbackers's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Ever fart and try to chew the air? -
Ok, No more Bioching and crying over our new HC. He may turn out to be a good one and im going to support my team either way! So go Bills!!!!!!!!!!! We need to handle player situations now! Do we keep Nate? I think he is gone..... Sam Adams... I like how he played in the beginning and end of this season and I really think he wants to stay here. I think he should stay. We draft a young DT and put him next to Sam. Eric Moulds.... I hate to say this but he may be gone. Huge cap hit and this team may want to start fresh. I love Eric and the guy is a player but I think he may want to move on and try to win the big one JP...... Can this kid play in the NFL? God only knows The "O" line.. Give me a break here, get rid of every one of these bums! Garbage, Junk, Psycho Mental Morons, Overweight Slobs! Fire them all and fill this need FIRST! Willis... Will not be able to cry about a new contract after his play this season. We will come out in 2006 will all guns loaded though. DE's This White Boy connection needs to go. ES is a good rusher, not great... We need a good end! TE We need to see what our 2005 class 3rd rounder can do. Peters needs to play TE. We have a 310 pound freek of nature the reminds me of Big Ben Coates (remember him?) This kid would be great over the middle. Try taking him down! Coaches Gray needs to find the door. Mr. Dick was running the D show While he was here (See Pittsburgh). We have MORE TALENT THAN PITTSBURGH'S D FOLKS! THAT IS A FACT!!!!!!!!! HIRE DOM CAPERS FOR DC NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OC, WHO KNOWS! Jim Hass. would be nice if he is around! Kicking NEEDED! Im tired of hitting mute and turning my head every time this guy kicks a FG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is poop and he needs to LEAVE! Jeff Posey Have yourself a warm seat on the bench or take a hike! What a mess guys....
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It is official...81% of Bills fans are idiots
NavyBillsFan replied to taterhill's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Its tuff to love a loser man.... We see all these team moving up and the Bills jogging in reverse. It gets worse every season.... -
Where did you put your kiddie porn?
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Could that be the plan? Piss off the fans to the point they dont fill the seats?
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I doubt Gray is, we dont want to have any chance on winning so he is gone..
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IS THIS CITY BUILT ON A EVIL ANTI-CHRIST BURIAL GROUND? BECAUSE BUFFALO IS CURSED! So we get DJ as coach of this team? I cant say anything yet about Dick and his plans here but this clearly a pocketbook move by Ralph. Ralph wants to win the big one before he dies? Right..... Ralph is a cheap bastard. TD put the asses in the seats for 5 years, Ralph knew things would change with the fans turning on the team and TD. So Ralph made his switch, hire Marv (A guy from the early Bills 90's glory that saw FOUR STRAIGHT superbowl loses) thinking this will keep the asses in the seats. (UPNOTE) Marv didnt build that team, some guy named Bill did.... So here we are... Another proven LOSER at the wheel and the fans of this city are forced to buy tickets or see Mayflower pull a overnighter at the Ralph moving them West.... 2006 slogan... "We already hit rock bottom, now come watch us dig!"
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This site has the markings of a Nigerian 419 scam! a 100 bucks for a stock ticket? Send your money in now boys!
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"Jimmy Johnsons" don't always win
NavyBillsFan replied to Gardinier's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
a good drink from any urinal will make you sick! Ill take a proven HC over any new clown the Bills are about to hire! -
LIVING IN BUFFALO NY DEAR DIARY: AUG. 1 Moved to a new home in Buffalo. It is so beautiful here. The city is so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it covered with snow. I LOVE IT HERE. OCT. 14 Buffalo is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning all different colors. I love the shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the hills and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most peaceful animals on the earth. This must be a paradise. I LOVE IT HERE. NOV. 11 Deer season will open soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will snow soon. I LOVE IT HERE. DEC. 2 It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white. It looked like a postcard. Went outside and cleaned snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight today (I won). When the snowplow came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I LOVE IT HERE. DEC. 12 More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick again that rascal. A winter wonderland. I LOVE IT HERE. DEC. 19 Snowed again last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work this time. I'm exhausted from shoveling. !@#$ing Snowplow! DEC. 22 More of that white sh-- fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the corner and waits until I'm done shoveling. That !@#$! DEC. 25 "White Christmas" my busted ass. Mother !@#$ing snow. If I ever got my hands on that son-of-a-B word who drives that snowplow, I swear I will castrate the dumb bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on this !@#$ing ice. DEC. 28 More of the same sh-- last night. Been inside since Christmas day except for when "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can't go anywhere. The car is buried in a mountain of white sh--. The weatherman says expect another 10 inches of this sh-- tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is? JAN. 1 Happy !@#$ing New Year. The weatherman was wrong (AGAIN). We got 34 !@#$ing inches of snow this time. At this rate it won't melt until the 4th of July. The snowplow got stuck down the road and sh-- for brains had the balls to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. I told him I broke 6 shovels already, shoveling out the sh-- he plowed into my driveway. I broke the 7th shovel over his !@#$ing head. JAN. 4 Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a deer ran out in front of the car and I hit the !@#$er. Did about $3,000.00 damage to the car. Wish the hunters would have killed them all last November. MAY 3 Took the car to the garage in town today. Would you believe the body is rotting away from all the !@#$ing salt they keep dumping all over the roads. It really looks like a piece of sh--. MAY 10 Moved to Florida today. I can't imagine why anyone in their right !@#$ing mind would want to live in God forsaken Buffalo New York. SEPT 7 Today a hurricane came through and destroyed my house and I found my car 3 blocks over !@#$ing destroyed. All of my stuff is gone. I guess I should have stayed in Buffalo, the snow wasn't that bad.
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sources deep within? its this like a growth deep inside your colon?
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Those are some hours man! We had that on the Truman during the war. I forgot what the hell sleep was! Get some rest man!
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I know thinks with the Bills is dramatic right now BUT THE SABRES ARE REAL!!!!!!!!!!!! COULD BE THE BEST TEAM IN HOCKEY When this team is healthy, they could be better which is SCARY! nhl ticket is now only 100 bucks!