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American Chopper, The Drinking Game -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS: When someone days "Awesome," drink. When someone says "incredible," drink. In the unlikely event somone on the show should have the word "FAAAAAABulous" come out of their mouths, EVERYONE finishes their drink immediately. When Big Paul calls Paul Junior "stupid," drink. If Paul Junior comes back with "You're Crazy," drink again. Drink whenever Mikey is shown. Drink two if Mikey does something stupid. Drink Three if Paul Sr. OR Junior hits Mikey in any way. Drink when Big Paul is shown riding his chopper in a "pensive mood." Drink two if he is doing a philosophical vioceover during the shot. Drink three whenever Big Paul is shown slumming it by riding his Harley Davidson. Drink four if he's riding his HD and talking about how relaxing it is. On road trip, drink every time ANYONE mentions: how nice it is to get away. how hard it is to be on the road. how the trip is a great way to catch up on sleep. When Cody is shown working on a bike, drink. Drink Two when Big Paul gives Cody a fatherly hug or advice. Drink Two Paul Jr. acknowledges Cody's existence. If a fireman is shown with the "Fire bike", drink. If he's got the Dalmatian with him, drink two. If there is ALSO an actual fire truck shown in the background, finish your drink. Whenever Paul Jr. yells as Big Paul about how he never does any work. Drink. When Big Paul comes back with something about "I could come out of retirement and work circles around you," drink yet again. Drink everytime an object gets thrown. Drink whenever someone slams a door. Drink Three if the person slamming the door is Vinnie. Drink when Paul Jr. Test rides a new chopper. Drink two if the voiceover is Paul Jr. talking about how special the bike is. Dink whenever someone punches that punchy-dummy thingie. Drink if someone gets a new tattoo. If Mikey ever gets his motorcycle license in an episode, drink it down! Drink the whole thing! w00t for Mikey! ADDED/SUGGESTED BY READERS! Drink whenever Paul Jr. says "sick". - from: Closet Chopper Dude You should take a drink anytime Mike, Paul Jr., Paul Sr., or Vinny says, "But I gotta be honest with you." - from: Brian Drink anytime anyone uses the word "fabricate." - from: Matt I originally had some reservations about this one. With it, you'll probably not be sober enough to finish watching the show. Drink everytime someone says, "I gatta tell ya" - from: Deanna Drink whenever Paul Sr. invokes how big his feet are. - from a suggestion by Kevin Harley Drink two if Paul Sr. invoked his feet by not only saying they are big, but their exact size. (Size 12). - from a suggestion by Kevin Harley Drink whenever Paul Sr. Threatens to start kicking some butt - from a suggestion by Kevin Harley Kev originally wanted you to Drink three whenever Paul Sr says, "I'm gonna take my Size 12s and kick some Butt!!" I judged this as a RULE COMBO, and split it into three separate rules Slam-Dunk for Kevin! If I had any money, I'd send him a SlappyJack.com t-shirt. Drink once everytime Paul Sr. says, IDEAR - from: Chad

... sweet ... tried to get something going like this last year ... thanks !

... good call ...

... hope they do it ASAP ... best for both teams ... both teams can start moving foward afterwards ... I think Mr Shelton would do well here with our Offensive Line Coachs and his brother being on the team ! ... He may want to prove himself here that he's better than he was with the Cardinals and prove Dennis Green wrong ... It would be sweet if we can keep JJ, but not at a "over inflated" market value ... tom

... the first Bills SB would be sweet ... lot's of copies out there gettin' old ... tom

... I'm in ! ...

... try spybot, cw shredder, and hijack this ...

... I agree ! ... great example he's setting ! ... he's doing exactly what he needs to do as far as preperation and leadership from day 1 of his football career ... sweet ...

... in camp already ... first one to report ... sweet ... and I understand the Bills will be $14 million under the cap ... sweeter ... free agency, trading, and the draft to follow ... God, I love football ! ... GO BILLS ! ...

... i get the same thing with 98 ... from what i understand, it's a "non-threat" that spybot see's as one ... spybot is working to eliminate this glitch in the future with newer versions ...

... i have to learn to post better ! ...

... something i heard from a reliable source ( deep throat ! ) from JK ... i was taken aback by it and wanted to hear some opinions on it ... true JK is not an nfl scout, but his word does carry some weight ... i should have been more clearer in my post ...

... my apologies ... tough day today ... i appreciate the time you took to explain ... tom

... why the venom ? ...

... if Jim Kelly were to say that JP Losman "doesn't have it in him" to be even a good Quaterback, how would that effect you ? ... would it change your mind regarding JP ? ...

... Patriot players ( having won three super bowls ) will now want the money end of it ... since they're not going to get it in New England, they'll get it somewhere else ... Super Bowl rings don't pay for the big houses, caddys, vacation homes in Hawaii, bling-bling, etc. ... the end is nearer than you think ...

... want to record a "chaincast" program ( Q107 out of Toronto ) onto my computer, then to cd's ... all they give you is an audio player ( with no bells or whistles ) ... any good programs out there ? ... tom

... got it ! ... heading out of town till Wednesday ... I can make you a copy Thursday or so ... may have FanTV, WGRZ, WIVB, WKBW, and Sportscenter Stuff from that day also ... pm me ! ... tom

... check the USPS web site for job listings in your area ( under "Jobs" at the bottom )... I'm trying for the "Rural Carrier" position ...

... thanks for your input ! ... nice to hear something positive ! ... maybe it's just the whiners that post ( a small percentage of the work force ) ... tom

... why didn't you like it ? ...

... the only time I go "postal" is when we play the Dolphins ! ...

... how do you like your job ? ... If you go to the "postal employee network ( http://www.postalemployeenetwork.com/index.htm ) it seems like everybody who posts complains ... are they just whiners ? ... is the job that bad ? ... I'll be taking the test shortly ... tom

... http://jimmorrisonandthedoors.homestead.co..._Gravesite.html ... anyone ever visit a famous gravesite ? ... I'd like to see Jim Morrisons, Stevie Ray Vaughns, Jimi Hendrixs ...

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