erynthered

Too funny!

But...But...But........ Joeyballs regurgitating again.

And Gonzales makes every decision for the 110,000 people under him. Right, got it.

Its Lana's boytoy, ajzepp!?!

http://kutv.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_073151802.html

Right. And look what happened to her! We know where you live.

Click you heels three times and say. Pelosi, There's no place like home, Pelosi, There's no place like home, Pelosi, There's no place like home. Is that a Blackhawk Helicopter I hear?

Tic tock, tick tock, time is running out. You can still run away from that ball and chain!?!

erynthered comes from a long line of conquerors. Dating back to the early 12th century. One of the most feared killers in all the world. Now he cuts my lawn on Tuesdays and Saturdays.

All those "Stans" got you, didnt they?

So THATS how they sound!

What are there? 1? 2? Billion Muslims in the world? I've read that there could be anywhere from 3 to 5 % of them are extremists. I'd say that's a concern, You?

Oh, MY!

Though, I think you are a complete and utter moron and completely wrong, that was funny.

He must be taking care of her Landscaping. Those unruly hedges, and such.

I'm an illegal immigrant. I have a safe driving record, while wearing my hat. Though, when I don't wear my hat, I get tickets sontimes. I have my own lawn care business here for the last 15 years in America. I have 30 employees. My children are American citizens. I really had no education in Mexico City, maybe a fourth grade education by American standards. But two of my children are now Doctors in Pediatrics here in Arizona. I've never had a car accident. But the two children, the Doctors, have had accidents with white people. And it was their fault. Damn, gringos. So, I'd say we contribute to the economy.

43.03 is the best I did. 5PM, C-Ya!

And more than half are repeats.

http://www.kasvi.org/index.php?kli See the site for translation A Finnish member of parliament is aiming for re-election by campaigning with a translation of his Web site into Klingon, used in the TV series "Star Trek." "Some have thought it is blasphemy to mix politics and Klingon," said Jyrki Kasvi, an ardent Trekkie. "Others say it is good if politicians can laugh at themselves." qaSvI' ngoch cherwI' Kommentteja 77 kpl yIrqI' yIy yIy qaSvI' 'oH pongwIj'e' 'ej vInlan yejquvDaq jIjeS. pa' DIvI' SuDqu' vI'oS. pe'vIl parmaq vIvoq. qo' vIDub vIneH; motlhwI' vIqaD vIneH; ngoch ngachlu'taHvIS qechmey chu' vIchel vIneH. jIHvaD Daj qechmeyvam: De' nugh, vummeH mIw patlh, DuSaQ'a' ngoch, 'oghmeH toDuj je; nIb Hoch ghotpu' DuHmey 'ej pImwI' cherghlu' 'e' vIqel je. qaS Dochmeyvam vIneH: - 'ebmey jonlaH Hoch - tlhablu'DI' ngoy'nISlu' je - roghvaH qum - rewbe'pu' jIj nugh - wa' Dol nIvDaq matay'DI' maQap - pImwI' cherghlu' More about Jyrki J.J. Kasvi http://www.kasvi.org/index.php?eng

I wonder why ( in the article ) they never put that little (D) in there next to Mr. Andersons name. I wonder if John Edwards endorses this.

fixed.

http://www.dailymail.com/story/News/+/2007...te-bill-would-t S.C. Senate bill would trade prison time for inmates' organs StoryATLANTA -- Prison inmates in South Carolina could get up to six months shaved off their sentences if they donated a kidney or their bone marrow, under a proposed bill before the state Senate. "We have a lot of people dying as they wait for organs, so I thought about the prison population,'' said state Sen. Ralph Anderson, the bill's main sponsor. "I believe we have to do something to motivate them. If they get some good time off, if they get out early, that's motivation.'' The proposal was approved Thursday by the Senate Corrections and Penology Subcommittee. But it is almost certain to prompt fierce opposition from legal experts and prisoner rights advocates about whether inmates are able to make such a decision freely and without coercion. "For a prisoner to actually have a benefit for giving up an organ violates every ethical value I'm aware of,'' said Lawrence Gostin, a professor of law at Georgetown University Law Center and chairman of the Institute of Medicine's committee on human subject research in prisoners. "It's grossly unethical, if not unlawful,'' he said. The institute is part of the National Academy of Sciences. Legislators said they would not debate the measure until they established whether exchanging prison time for body parts violates federal law. Under current law, it is illegal to exchange an organ for "valuable consideration.'' Lawmakers are attempting to determine whether a reduced sentence constitutes a consideration. "Getting out of prison early is more valuable than money,'' Gostin said. "That's your freedom.'' Even without the incentive of reduced prison time, Gostin said, the proposal would be unethical because prisoners have little autonomy and live in highly coercive environments. Federal law, for example, prohibits inmates from entering clinical trials of drugs under development even if they have cancer or AIDS, because their confinement could cause them to make a decision they might not otherwise make. Anderson said his organ donation program would impose comprehensive oversight. "We would check that this was voluntary and they had all the information,'' he said. "It would not be forced upon them.'' According to the Organ Procurement and Transplantation Network, more than 95,300 Americans are awaiting an organ transplant, and about 6,700 die every year before an appropriate organ is found. Under the program, the state's Department of Corrections would decide which inmates could donate. Money for medical procedures and any prison guard overtime would be paid by the organ recipient and charitable organizations. "America has a major health-care crisis,'' Anderson said. "I believe this would save money, improve the quality of health care and save a whole bunch of lives.''

WHO IS JACK SCHITT? For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious Couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, BullSchitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them. Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross " Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance". "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666. Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide."! The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose." Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

I like it!