[If the BE is so bad...]

I find it funny that you bring up my Longhorns having 3 losses this year, as if that somehow validates your point.

 

Great coaches do the best with the resources that they have.  This does not necessarily mean that they will be able to produce one of the best football teams in the country, but rather that they will be able to produce the best football team that they could possibly produce.

 

I also find it funny that you claim programs are getting turned down.  Whose programs, exactly?  Petrino turning down Alabama?  Dantonio turning down Michigan State (oops)?

 

Petrino's the only one I heard turning down Alabama (can't say I blame him).  Have you heard of any others?

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Leavitt has turned down Miami, and Schiano has turned down Miami and Alabama. Rodriguez was also asked by Alabama and said no.

 

And that was just this year...

[What do you think Lana wears to bed?]

That's my summer attire. 

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Score! I'm usually pretty good at these things...

 

Hmmm...Winter time, cooler outside, and you're young. I'm thinking something similar to a Victoria's Secret outfit, like this or this.

[North Korea is in trouble now]

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/061129/481/768...21202northkorea 

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Whenever I see a picture of him, I can't help but singing, "I'm, so, ronery, so ronery..."

"Or, Hans Bwix, your bweaking my bawls."

[If the BE is so bad...]

Not any worse than your line of reasoning.

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Not true my 3 loss team friend.

Great coaches USUALLY produce good/great teams. The fact that these programs are getting turned down is even funnier!

[Who was your best teacher in school?]

Mrs. Piantadosi, 2nd grade, 1987. She was HOT HOT HOT!

 

In college (Rutgers), Donna Toma who taught Adolescent Pysch and Abnormal Psych. Awesome teacher, and we later found out that her dad and my grandfather were partners in the Newark Police Department.

[Roddy Piper Diagnosed With Lymphoma Cancer]

Somewhere in the world, you are cheating a village of its idiot

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Nice. Only took you a day to come up with that!

[What do you think Lana wears to bed?]

I remember on the Rivals board (if I'm permitted to bring up the dark days), Hogboy posed as a Jets fan.  He said something along the lines of "At least we both cheer for New York teams".  I took the bait and pointed out the Jets were in NJ.  He then went "crazy", but Deano swooped in and declared shenanigans before I responded.

 

Good times, good times.

 

Oh, and I'll got with boxers and a T for Lana.  Flannel boxers in the winter.  Not that this is any of my business.

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I'm going to go with a wife-beater-esque top and underwear.

[If the BE is so bad...]

Every baseball team wanted Carlos Beltran.  That didn't mean the Royals were good.

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That's a poor analogy, and you know it.

[How the imams terrorized an airliner]

There was a very easy way to see if they were praying or not: fly the airplane in a big circle, and see if they keep turning to face Mecca.  If so, praying.  If not, terrorists. 

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Out of all the comments/ideas you have ever had on this board, i think this is the best one by far.

[Did anyone see this??]

Vandejagt was just cut by Bill Parcells

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OMFG are you serious? Hey, I just heard the Pats signed Vinny and Big Ben got into a motorcycle accident?

[Funniest thing I have ever seen]

Dont let Ed see this, he'll be jerkin off all weekend

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I'm sorry I don't jerk-off to the Hulkster like you do.

 

When do you blow? At the say your prayers part, or is it "lemme tell you something brother" part?

[How the imams terrorized an airliner]

Ed would recommend killing the muslims. Of course, if you did that, Ed would also call you rambo for using a gun, so i'm not sure what to do.

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Simmer down Rambo.

When we have vigilantes like you and smurfboy running around, problems are going to arise. When our military is bombing people though, it's different.

And that liberal from Texas should be tried for treason. Just another reason why women shouldn't be in politics.

[Top 20 Songs of the Past Two Decades:]

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Alright Britney!

 

Oh, my Britney...

[Early Mock Has Us Picking]

RD3--Clark Harris, TE, Rutgers, 6-6, 255--Big TE who can block and catch. A big reason Rutgers got it done this year.

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I don't think Harris will last this long. Being a RU fan, Harris has been underutilized this year, and was going into this season as the #2 tight-end in the country.

I talked to some 49'ers scouts this past weekend (they were at the RU game to see Brian Leonard) and asked about Harris. They said if he has a good senior bowl it might make him a 1st round pick.

[Any Michigan State fans?]

I don't know if he's good or not because of I've never heard of him.  But your reason doesn't make sense.  Stanton is going pro THIS year and therefore this guy would have gotten a chance next year, which is the same as sitting out a year for a transfer.

 

Unless he thought that with Stanton gone he STILL wouldn't have won the job then...

 

Or maybe he was tired of John L. Smith and shitting the bed in the second half of the season.

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I think Mich St. backup-I forget his name-is excellent. it would have been a battle that Natale may have lost. Natale is also from NJ, and I heard he wanted to be closer to home.

[Roddy Piper Diagnosed With Lymphoma Cancer]

Somewhere, Navybillsfan is contemplating suicide.

[Any Michigan State fans?]

Don't let Ed know that he transferred to Rutgers because he wasn't good enough to play at Michigan State.

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From what I read, was that he wasn't going to be the starter (Mich St. QB is going to be a pro one day) and he wanted to start.

[Is there anything more pathetic than]

nothing like turning $140k into $10 in 5 seconds...what a goof

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And like 218k 10 minutes before that. I felt bad for him.

[HU: Lee Evans on Sirius at 4:30 today]

Met his wife at the game... she sure hopes he doesn't!

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Why are you smiling?

[Invisible Man Killed Over Cocks]

Weren't you a liberal when you first arrived here?

 

And we converted you?  Or at least the PPP board did? 

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New smileys! Hoo-rah!!

 

Yes, I was. Not anymore. I entered the real world.

[Invisible Man Killed Over Cocks]

Thank you, it means a lot coming from a liberal weenie like yourself. 

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Liberal weenie? I advocate the nuking of the mideast, and think welfare should be abolished, but I'm a lib?

That was probably the worst insult I've ever gotten on here. Please don't lump me in with those cowards.

[BCS - Week 7]

If you think Texas women look like men, you've obviously never set foot in the state.  It's a wretched place, but the women are world class.

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Haha, I haven't. I've seen Texas fans in the stands and the girls do look hot.

Does that mean though that the men look like women?

[Invisible Man Killed Over Cocks]

That's how we do things in the Carolina of the South. 

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I knew you'd comment in a gun/murder thread. Good job.

[If the BE is so bad...]

Because the whole line of reasoning is stupid

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How is it stupid? Because it doesn't fit your anti-BE bias?

It's a simple question...How can the BE be so bad if we have all of the "hot" coaches?

[If the BE is so bad...]

If the BE is so good, why aren't the coaches staying?

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Who isn't staying? The only one who left (and will end up leaving) is D'Antonio, and it was for personal reasons.

Nice of you to ignore the question though...