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"Being willing to run misdirection plays against a team full of rookies in the preseason is why Minnesota is so good and so hard to beat in the preseason." ALOL

Heinicke got absolutely crushed. He's hurting bad.

Reggie mother!@#$ing Ragland!

I fully endorse Twitter as a wonderful product. I stand behind anything which gives people a global platform to stand and announce how stupid and useless they are.

Yarbrough is the chubbiest speed rusher I've seen in a long time.

Sylve can absolutely fly.

Hey, did you guys know that Nick O'Leary doesn't wear gloves?

No way!!! That was clean!!!

And with that the Steve Hauschka Era begins in Buffalo.

Get some air under that Tyrod.

How about the push this line is getting. Jeez.

Great open field tackle.

^ Does the community really need this guy?

OMG HOW DID HE GET OUT OMFG THROW IT AWAY!!!!

Sammy looks a lot bigger.

Look at that! Three players immediately on the ball protecting against the first down, followed by sound gang tackling. That's just smart play.

Jerry Hughes is a freak.

Great punt. Didn't see if that was Schmidt or not.

Looks like a twisted ankle for Tyrod.

OK... Raise your hand if you had "three straight underneath passes for two first down to Watkins in an up tempo offense" as you first three plays of 2017.

Yarbrough!

My word... Dareus looks huge.

And off we go! "Things I Won't Miss" for 500, Alex.

It's tough to say, but they can't ignore the growing pressures being placed on them by the rogue state. As much as China doesn't want a pro-western democracy on their border, which was the purpose of propping up the DPRK in the first place, it can't abide a situation where it has an openly hostile nuclear state run by a lunatic wielding absolute power who is antagonizing other world powers on it's border either. China will deal with the situation they've created, or if they abrogate that responsibility, the United States, S. Korea, and Japan will, and the outcome will not be pro-China. So China can choose a pro-China solution, or a pro-West solution. Either way, they'll be forced to choose.

Terrible idea to bring your toddlers to a game. Terrible. They are toddlers, and while they are adorable to you, and maybe even the centerpiece of your life, no one else at the stadium gives a flying !@#$ about them, and came to see a Bills game. They paid a good deal of money, and won't be interested in altering their experience to accommodate someone who brought a pair of two year olds to the game. It's an incredibly inconsiderate thing to do.