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11 minutes ago, Mike in Horseheads said:
For one thing your at the wrong campsite
Nope. Take a look at Simon's picture... There's only one place on earth that has bears AND you'd be back at your own campsite if you followed those directions...
If it was frozen though. 😉
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No cheating either:
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Ok Mr.Smartypants @BringBackFergy & my math guru @Mike in Horseheads... Have at it!
If you have a 7-minute hourglass and an 11-minute hourglass, how can you boil an egg in exactly 15 minutes?
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I left my campsite and hiked south for 3 miles. Then I turned east and hiked for 3 miles. I then turned north and hiked for 3 miles, at which time I came upon a bear inside my tent eating my food! What color was the bear?
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57 minutes ago, f0neguy said:
The pirates favorite letter is “R” (arrrgh)
ARRRRGH! YOU might think so matey, BUT it's the C!
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43 minutes ago, EmotionallyUnstable said:What turns right but never left?
New Jersey drivers? (@ Jug Handles)
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ANSWER: Why is McD our coach in the playoffs? Mr.Burger is great during the regular season.😆
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For the one's NOT in Shoutbox and know the answer...
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
A red house is made from red bricks. A blue house is made from blue bricks. A yellow house is made from yellow bricks. What is a green house made from?
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1 hour ago, Fleezoid said:
I often wondered why Mr. Burger wasn't told to step aside and let someone else prosecute Perry Mason's clients.
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Paging @Mike in Horseheads ...You're wanted on line 1.
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An easy one:
The water level in a reservoir is low but doubles every day. It takes 60 days to fill the reservoir. How long does it take for the reservoir to become half full?
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1 hour ago, BringBackFergy said:
My father showed me something about that a long time ago. Don’t you turn the pack upside down and there’s a little guy in the camel’s body?
Sorta...
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How many e's appear in back passage?
Like @Simon said... Walk around corner (turn back around) and stay at the oasis if you're in the desert... lol
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Just now, BringBackFergy said:
I’ll stick with my answer. The bulb that is hot to touch but off is switch one. The bulb that’s on is switch two and the bulb that’s off is switch 3.
Yup! Now solve the desert test above. 😉😜
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Just now, BringBackFergy said:
Are they regular light bulbs or LED? If regular, turn one switch on for three minutes, then off. Turn the next one on and leave on. Keep the last one off. ??
I thought of that! 😆... I smell what you're grillin'!! 😉
Incandescent.😏
@BringBackFergy Winner! 🏆
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My father smoked Camel regular cigarettes for years... He always asked... You're lost in this desert with the camel... What do you do to survive?
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On 7/12/2025 at 6:14 PM, Another Fan said:
I had on 90s on 9 today, I listen to that channel quite a bit. They were going through the #1 songs this week in 1997.
His song I'll be Missing You was the #1 and yeah even as a 13 year old that song was inescapable.
They did not play it though. Guess if nothing else his music is being cut
From one of the songs comments:
"Every cell you shake
Every bail you stake
Every claim you make
Every plea you fake
They’ll be denyin' you..."
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You are in a room that has three switches and a closed door:
You are in a room that has three switches and a closed door. The switches control three light bulbs on the other side of the door. Once you open the door, you may never touch the switches again. How can you definitively tell which switch is connected to each of the light bulbs?
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5 minutes ago, Fleezoid said:
Nothing. He lost 35 dollars in gas money picking up and dropping off the same stinking cow.
What if it was a futures trade and never took delivery?😏
Why do they put fences around cemeteries?
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I have never had any social presence except this place... Never registered Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, etc...
Gotta find me here, it's like radio vs. TV and even that's NOT even half the story.
Why people fall for the illusions is beyond me, even when the camera was invented, the propagandists figured out how to take snippets of time.
Wasn't FB invented for "front porch gossip" anyway... In order to keep track of people.
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40 minutes ago, Sierra Foothills said:
Yes, the crown was absurdly high to the point of probably not being orthopedically good to play on.I’m wondering if part of the consideration for the elevation of the playing surface is related to the water table for the new grass field.
Probably not. There's an whole underground/field growing system.
I think it's in videos somewhere?
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7 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said:
Skid marks in front of the skunk?
OR NO second set of tire tracks over the skunk.
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The Tennessee shooting doesn't give specifics... Like what year they graduated, etc...
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17 hours ago, \GoBillsInDallas/ said:
Thanx Mr.Sunshine!😆🤣
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Actually... I always heard that Rich was designed to be eventually domed, why it was built that way.
I guess they duped us again. This time with a taller hole.😆🤣
The lady to a carpenter doing a project at her house: "Take your time, do a good job, and treat it as if this were your own house."
The carpenter starts packing up his tools and begins to leave... The homeowner asks: "Where are your going?" The carpenter replies to lady: "I will be back in 20 years."🤣
[I will be here all week, try the veal!]
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25 minutes ago, Simon said:
A roof with a 90 degree angle is a wall.
And roosters don't lay eggs.
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7 minutes ago, Bob in STL said:
He once called a referee an over-officious jerk.
Thanks! Saved me the trouble of finding this! I was just gonna post it... Then for some reason: "HEY! The Mods want me to do a search first so there's no unnecessary posts taking up space on The Board." Strange, these two things collided in my big bean that sits upon my shoulders. Coincidence?🤣
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Unless you start at the North Pole... Your campsite is on the North Pole.😉