[Save Barbaro and Euthanize Bonds]

What, are you shining Bonds' trailer hitch?

 

He's a fuggen arse!

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Some of his bio is just incredible to read. When he showed up at Arizona St. as a freshman, he pulled into the baseball coaches parking spot, to the dismay of the coach who arrived seconds later to park. He then tells the coach " I'm Barry Bonds " and doesn't move his car.

 

Talent aside, the guy brings all this on himself.

 

You can't order people to like you or respect you when you treat them like garbage. Zero pity for the fool.

[I had a dream...]

The first play of the season is McGee returning the kickoff 98 yards for a TD.

[I apologize, in advance, if I offend anyone.....]

I bet you drive a Scion XB.

 

http://www.scion.com/showroom/xb/gallery/

 

 

I'm always hungry for toast when I see one of those. I keep looking for a Proctor Silex label on the back..

 

WORST VEHICHLE EVER !

[Favorite Far Side Cartoon]

My favorite. The Dingo farm.

 

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/dingofarside.jpg

[Favorite Far Side Cartoon]

My favorite is the one with two deer standing up and one has a red bullseye painted on his chest and the other one says to him: "Bummer of a birthmark Hal".

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That's on my office coffee mug that I'm drinking from as I type.

[Signs for the Hurricane game]

" Hey Carolina. I heard Earnhardt was gay ! "

[Got tix for Thursday's taping of 'Quite Frankly',]

Just as the taping starts, stand up and scream " Rap is crap ! " .

[Smerlas Bashing]

Smerlas is a 5 watt bulb on his best day.

 

I'm surprised ESPN hasn't seated him next to Merril Hoge.

[Doug Flutie to make important announcement]

WWE today announced Doug Flutie will oppose Mini-Me for the WMW Title ( World Midget Wrestling ) at Summerslam in a steel rabbit cage match !

[The Imaginary Bar Where You Stop For " One "]

Man. Just imagine the damage you guys would have done if there was REAL beer at that bar.

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They don't serve Old Orangepicker in Buffalo.

[The Imaginary Bar Where You Stop For " One "]

Oh, that's right . It was just one bar.

[The Imaginary Bar Where You Stop For " One "]

Juts because you stopped for one doesn't mean you can't drink eight. I mean, hell, you're already there. The hard part is over.

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I'm taking advice from you ? Didn't we once drink a bar dry of Killians ?

[The Imaginary Bar Where You Stop For " One "]

I know when I say "one" it means "one hour".

 

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We actually left after just 1 1/4 hours. But the 4 of us shared 4 pitchers of Labatt Blue.

 

But we just stopped for one and I'm sticking to that story !

[The Imaginary Bar Where You Stop For " One "]

The call from my co-workers in the next office.

 

" We're stopping next door for one ! "

 

Who stops for just one ?

 

They must mean 1 keg or 1 day.

 

Or maybe that's just me .

[Herm Edwards Putting Together All The Pieces]

He'd better hurry

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Is this a shot at his notorious clock management skills or a Fruedian slip ?

[Love The Marv Quote On Onterrio Smith]

i like the quote....but sooner or later it is going to come back and bite Marv in the ass when one of his character guys that everyone likes gets busted for something.

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I'm sure at age 80, he cares.

[Love The Marv Quote On Onterrio Smith]

Bills | Not interested in O. Smith

Fri, 12 May 2006 07:18:02 -0700

 

Mark Craig, of the Star Tribune, reports free agent RB Onterrio Smith (Vikings) could draw some NFL attention after he completed a stint in the CFL, but the Buffalo Bills won't be one of the teams to pursue Smith. "I don't know if there will be interest, but I do know the Buffalo Bills won't be interested in Onterrio Smith," said Bills general manager Marv Levy. "I'm not saying this guy is a worthless human being who doesn't deserve another shot. Maybe he does. But we'll look elsewhere. We are very character-oriented. There are enough good guys out there. We'll go after them."

 

 

Bravo Marv !

[Jimmy Smith Hall Of Fame?]

Hall of the Very Good.

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That's where Bob Griese belongs, instead of Canton.

[Movie Quote Game]

Well done!  I would have accepted either answer.  Your turn...

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"Each fellow does the other fellow's murder. Then there is nothing to connect them. The one who had the motive isn't there. Each fellow murders a total stranger. Like you do my murder and I do yours. Your wife, my father. Criss-cross. "

[Movie Quote Game]

Ok, here's mine...

"You wouldn't know a classy broad if she took a dump on your head."

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It's either Outside Providence or Ghandi.

 

I'll guess the former.

[Pat Tillman's Idol at it Again]

Yeah, Iran is so innocent.

 

Chomsky should build a summer home there.

[Jimmy Smith Hall Of Fame?]

I'm sure during commercial breaks, Mike and Mike work on splitting the atom.

[Gentlemen, your 2006-2007 Buffalo Jills!]

The critics are usually dating their left hand.

[Hello Mr. Bettman? This is NBC...]

KTFBD is gonna be there too!

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That will ruin the whole ambiance. He'll just prattle on about the Bills bad draft.

[Which one of you guys is going to post the daily]

Willis sucked in " The Whole Nine Yards " .

 

Two Big Thumbs Down !