Jauronimo

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Pittsburgh has been the better team this series as demonstrated by their 3-1 lead, but game 3 was ALL San Jose. They couldn't buy a goal that game, but they clearly outplayed Picksburgh.

Most of the fans in this thread were playing "who's got sand in their vagina?" again. It was a quick game. Almost as quick as that game of "who hasn't watched much football and is nearly incapable of rational thought?" that we played in the last thread you started.

Parents, please talk to your kids about rap music before Doug Marrone does.

I don't get the hate at this point. At the time, yes, I agreed with most fans and had him as public enemy #1 wanted dead or alive, but people lose track of the fact that its his life. Its now or never. Hes not going to live forever, so you have to seize the opportunity. Lucky for us, El Pegual's bid was a runaway and Jon Bovi's once promising opportunity proved to be slippery when wet. In the end, Bovine Jovi had to take some bad medicine as Pegula snatched the team in a blaze of glory. Needless to say, that experience was no bed of roses. I know you're all passionate fans, but some of you give love for the team a bad name.

Does anybody else remember how ineffective our run game was when Shady was out? See the Giants, Titans, and last Jets games (ignore the Dallas game as its highly inconvenient to the argument I'm advancing). Gillislee also averaged 5.7 ypc and chipped in 3 TDs in half as many carries. I think its pretty telling that both our 2nd and 3rd string RBs put up very strong numbers (nearly identical) in the change of pace spot while both generally underperformed their season averages in games that Shady missed (again, ignore Dallas on the grounds of inconvenience).

Finish him!! Sweep the leg and then hit him with the heat maps while he's down. I know you've got them prepared and ready to go. You have my guarantee that I won't interfere with this effort. Hell, I'll even go so far as to distract FireChan in the shoutbox while you administer the coup de grace. God speed.

Their song is good but until you've heard the 97 minute extended live version they played with Phil and Friends at Patchouli Fest then you've never really heard Phish. The most jamming grooves you've ever heard man. Crunchier than granola but a lot more dank. Until you've quit your job and listened to that on repeat for a few weeks straight, you're just a casual. I'm listening to Ratatat.

I just finished with it. Well, at least he's consistent. No one has hotter takes.

You might not care for their music, but you have to admit that Trey Anastasia is the greatest person who ever lived and the rightful heir to the Russian throne.

Wannastache disagrees. If only his players had taken his advice and fit it up. We would've been like the Steel Curtain.

The only thing better than the complete lack of football knowledge displayed in the opening post in this thread is the specious reasoning and logical leaps that follow. This is like accidental crayonz. Crayonzidental.

Phish?

Kinda like football was Todd Marinovich's favorite sport and all those pageant kids really want to be beauty queens.

Yes. Anyone who isn't from WNY would assume Anchor Bar was the only restaurant in town based on . Just like every profile of Picksburgh rehashes Primanti. Since most of you are still unfamiliar with sarcasm somehow, I'll further clarify that I'm not suggesting Primanti is the pinnacle of the Burgh's culinary scene or only option for food in the city of three creeks.

That was the joke. I'll be here all morning if you and Gary have questions.

For sure. The food network has featured Primanti Brothers in the strip district, Primanti at Heinz Field, Primanti Market Square, Primanti Bros South, and at least 5 other Primanti Bros locations. Afterall, variety is the spice of life.

Its especially fun when in the body of the email its stated "Please do not reply to this email" yet some low level schmuck manages to let 5,000 people know that "I will be on vacation that week." My favorite is when some brown nosing loser personally thanks the CEO even though said executive is personally indifferent to their continued existence.

I'm guessing that you're the guy who replies all to company wide emails.

Simple logic dictates that if it can't keep a four year old out then its only by the grace of god its managed to keep a gorilla in.

At least Coors Light will eventually get you drunk, which urine will not. Unless its my urine. My urine will probably get you drunk and definitely get you pregnant.

Without a doubt. The kid probably identifies as ambisexual gorilla kin because our tolerance has enabled this kind of crap. This is what we get for allowing kids to say s@#$ like "I'm gender fluid". This is what we get for entertaining things like "I'm a cis queer bisexual in a manicorn's body". This is what we sow!!

Pretty sure that list is just a little bit longer than Dan Gable.

Cul de sacs, minivans, master planned neighborhoods, suburbia... jw

Ground up?