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Damn straight! I heard he stole $20 from Marshawn

Thanks wood. That was a pretty well thought out and articulate article by Brees.

I heard Falco drowned trying to clean up barnacles off Ralph Wilsons boat. The two brothers who played guard are in jail for weapons possession, the sumo guy got a heart attack from eating too many eggs, the swat guy went postal and offed himself later, the Brit died of lung cancer, the mute gave up football after Pam broke up with him at the office and the WR swore never to return to Buffalo after a certain RB took $20 from him. Anyone else?

I wish Marshawn Lynch took his mother everywhere.

Well done sir.

Quick follow up question John. Has anyone asked Cowher about the sign and what he thinks about it? thanks!

Try TGIF. I hear certain Bills love the place.

JC Doesn't have HC experience. That would be God.

Wow. Buffalo news is really bad at reporting the news. The story is still not clear. Since Conjecture is my middle name, I present to you the following scenarios based on the report: 1. The husband got wind of the news that his wife got good look at Marshawn's "little beast mode" and got real jealous. 2. The husband actually owes a 100G and used his wife as bait. Why a $20 dollar trap you ask. Well if Genius was his middle name, he wouldn't owe the city a 100G in the first place!

If I had a nickel for every time Marshwan Lynch stole $20, I would have $20 worth of nickels which Marshawn would then promptly steal.

by far the best post on this thread.

Good job with the tracking. But it looks like none of the big guys want it. Ima keep a look out for hobo coaches coming into buffalo on buses and trains.

I understand where you're coming from. I understand what you're trying to say. We all need to rant out our frustrations sometimes. This past decade has been a write off for the Bills. Perhaps you would be better served if you were to stop following the bills this off season. Recharge your batteries and come back next preseason. As Bills fans all we have left is hope for a better tomorrow and you tube clips of of the comeback game. As WNY-ers, sometimes we need the Bills more than they need us. cheers.

You're assuming he was born before Jan 11. I did not. Hence the 30-31 approximation.

+1 But I don't get why you have so many words in "quotes", especially "HUG".

He was 9 in 1988!!!! Dude is 30-31 years old!! You can't add. Now that explains a lot.

I like how he's racing his car in the locker room. Is he 10? Really??! Now that I think about it, if we were to add his petulant attitude, his racing toy cars in the locker room and his $20 shakeups......kinda seems to me like we're dealing with a grown man with the mind of a 10 year old bully. I can now totally see him wearing a red cape and trying to fly around like superman while making "whooosh" noises and getting angry when caught, shaking the person down for a twenty.

From WGR : http://www.wgr550.com/Marshawn-Lynch-Update/6079461 On Saturday the Buffalo News reported that Buffalo Bills running back Marshawn Lynch had been accused of stealing $20 from a woman in a TGI Friday's restaurant last month. That woman is the wife of Sgt. William Crawford of the Buffalo police. In response to the story, the Town of Hamburg Police sent out this statement: "The facts reported in the January 9th edition of The Buffalo News regarding an incident between Marshawn Lynch and Mrs. Crawford are not consistent with those conveyed to our department by Mrs. Crawford. The Town of Hamburg Police has received no complaint from anyone directly involved." "Respecting Mrs. Crawford's wishes, our agency will continue to decline further comment on the specifics of the situation." I apologize if this was posted in one of the other threads.

Your story has given me courage. I would also like to come out and report my incident with ML. I was at the local Dairy Queen in Hamburg. My parking meter was about to run out and being the good citizen that I am, I ran out to put another quarter in. ML and a few other Bills just happened to park behind me. My excitement, when ML walked up to me holding a double scoop vanilla cone, quickly turned into horror when he snatched the quarter out of my hand and went,"Yoink! I gotsta get muh sprinkles onnn!" I looked at the other Billls for help but they laughed and shouted, " Yehhh! Go Beast MOdddE!" and high fived each other and patted ML on the butt. Suffice it to say, my meter ran out and I left the scene lest I be molested.

Not to condone ML actions..but a lot of celebrities do charge people for their autographs. Sure its a cheap, low class thing to do but it is what it is. No one is ever going to accuse ML of possessing class, but I believe it is totally unrelated to the Crawford case.

I blame the guy who wrote up the report in the paper in the first place. I'm sure he could have done a little better .A very sketchy story bereft of any cogent flow of events. If you were to summarize that report it would say : Marshawn lynch forcefully took 20 bucks from a woman and when confronted by her friend threatened her with "consequences". The ladies left and filed a report the next day, but declined to file a full complaint until the season was over and lynch was out of town, fearing their safety. THIS MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL RIGHT FROM MARSHAWN TAKING THE 20 TO THEM WAITING TILL HE WAS OUT OF TOWN. Events at that TGIF weren't fully reported. Why would the police deliver $20 to the woman. Surely that isn't legal considering a police report was tendered? Why would she be upset and then decide to sue when ML told Bills security they were friends? In all seriousness, why would that lady be so petrified of ML that she waits till he's out of town before she sues? He doesn't know her address. Even if he did, her husband's a cop! There is no way he would physically harm her. This story has more holes than the Bills D line! Fact: Bears eat Beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

One of the posters on the yahoo! sports report said he drove by Marshawns place in Hamburg and there was for sale sign out. Wonder what thats about. Link

This is hilarious. Sure, anyone would be scared if Lynch threatened you with consequences but this whole thing does smack of a lil' BS. I mean the other day, Lynch took a quarter outta my hand and put it into a parking meter. You don't see me waiting till he's outta town and complaining to the nearest meter maid.