Clippers of Nfl

I've missed the first 2 episodes. I've been so busy lately. The finale last year was craaaazy!!!!! I'm pretty sure I will busy this week too. Damn!!! I'll catch up next week.

She's showing us why she didnt get the job for cbs' "under the dome". The stupid boots kill it for me in this picture. But she's still a 9.5 for me. Nose too wide... This is what you call beauty. Emmy is a 10 for me. She probably doesnt have the big booty I like, but it's ok, I guess.

on a side note. african american hispanic mixes have big o booties with pretty faces. if you're into that sort of thing, like me.

i like the name of the winner. cugalabanza. dont know what the heck it is. but it sounds cool.

The guy that got robbed invited her to church?????????????? I'm glad he got robbed. He must be a 2 face church member. After he looks at her for a while, then he reminds her of church?? What a true loser. And again, so glad he got robbed.

I dont know why it irritates you either. Let me mention at least 2 reasons why some dude would do this. 1. Not comfortable with his penis size, shape, etc. Just not comfortable with someone taking a peek at his pecker 2. A pee should take less than a minute wether you use the urinal or the crapper. Be patient dammit. Ps. I hate impatient muthas!!! Oh and since you are wondering I have a super duper duper small penis. I still pee in the regular urinals.

Of course yes. But damn. How is she in the running? Honestly you can go to any mall here in the la area and see a bunch of hispanics/spanish waaaaaaaaayyyyyy better than her. Ps. Her "girlfriend" looks like a dude. Just date a freaking dude that can lick you all night long... Lesbians are stupid.

Wow. I was bad. But lucky. Compared to my old days, I'm a saint now. I get pulled over once a year. Fight all my tickets. Win most of them. They are not all for speeds anymore. Cross double yellow, uturn, etc. Lastly, for whatever reason I didnt get pulled over too many times like you mrags. The most was 3 times for speeding in a 6 month period and I got away with 2 of them. Now I drive 85 at the most on highways. 55 on the main streets. (65 on most highways and 35 on most streets is law in southern cali) Both are over the speed limits of course. But manageable. The one habit that I really doubt I will EVER change is the full 3 second stop on residential streets. A ticket may calm me down for a bit, but I know I will go back to it. I kind of stop. Make sure no one will tbone me, then proceed. I rarely stop completely. I understand why the rule exists. But that's for everyone to follow, EXCEPT ME. Oh and driving while calling. I wont stop that either. It's the same as drinking a soda and driving. It's the same as talking to your passenger and driving. Ps. Of course I passed the driving test on my first try. The instructor told me this at the conclusion,"I'm going to pass you. I know you know how to drive. Just slow down" Of course I LIED and said, "Yes, sir" He could tell I was a born speed demon.

they are good stories TODAY because no one got killed. kind of like a story that my dad had in his first experience with heavy snow in Idaho. He skidded badly across the whole street on a residential block. Finally stopped feet away from hitting some nice car. The owner was outside and told my dad, 'No problem, dont worry about it" My dad always says, "Well yeah, no problem, cause I didnt wreck your car!!! Or else there would be a serious problem" Ha ha. Good drinking stories too. Maybe I was such an Ahole because of the bills. That part I'm not too sure.

First off I am not stupid anymore. At least not in the speeding category......If you read my post, you will know why....... I used to drive a 97 ford mustang. I used to drive 100 mph almost every single day of my life....There was a stretch on the 105 freeway that I could get away with it. I did this for about 3 years. Till I totalled it driving 80+ on the streets. Some truck got in my way. Ooops. The insurance company put me 20% liable for speeding. I had a race on the LA streets doing 80+ with some random dude. This may not sound like a big deal right, with the exception of my wife being 8 months pregnant. In my defense, I did ask my dumb wife at the time. Can I race this guy? She said YES. Omg we were stupid. I raced a cop. A freaking cop. He gave me the "look". I THOUGHT IT WAS THE "LOOK". We were both doing like 60 on the street. When he pulled me over I told him "I thought you wanted to race" He said, "You must be the most stupidest person alive. Why would I race with a civilian? Im a police officer" He also cursed at me pretty bad. But he let me go. The way I got away with it is kept putting myself down. He would say I'm stupid. I would pretty much repeat the same stuff. "I'm so sorry. You are right. I'm so stupid" Stuff like that. I have so many stories. I could write a book about the subject. I also had a 84 or 82 porsche 944. Put it this way. For a short stretch of like 10 years, my coworkers didnt want to ride in the same car with me if I was driving. You know, what the heck. Last story. I went to a stupid company softball game. I invited my girlfriend and my mom. The porsche sat 2 in the front and 2 in the back. The 2 in the back were made for like 7 year olds or something or midgets. Anyway my mom embarassed me somehow in front of my girlfriend. So on our way back I drove 110 on the freeway. Put mom in the back seat. My mom crying her butt off to slow down. Now whenever we bring this up, we just laugh at how stupid that was. I had the windows down so her hair was blowing all over the place. That is still funny to this day. lol I am so lucky to be alive. Also I think Chef said you have to drive 80 just to keep up with traffic in la. That is pretty much accurate. I mean you can do 70, but you will passed so much that eventually you will move it to 80 yourself. This is true today. Not like 10 years ago.

Oh ok. I'll get him then. Thanks.

At least he's not just a statue. Thanks for info shrader.

That worked!!! What does the human statue for 10k do?

I logged out of origin. Waited like 15 minutes. Then logged back in. Got an update. Ran the update. Still shows level 5 squid on the left side banner. But all my characters are on jobs..... Maybe after the jobs are done, squid 6 will open... I'll have to wait and see. Most of the guys are on 24hour gigs. I wonder if its an android thing. Some of us have already passed squidport level 5. Like I saw malaria zone on someone's springfield. That's squidport level 7... So at least you and I are behind. Sucks.

Makes sense. I have a "problem" or so I think with the game. Im done with squidport pt 5, but system is not moving to squidport pt 6. All I get is the Done! for part 5. Something has to be off. The only time I normally see the "Done!" is when there is a quest involving 2 characters and one of the characters is not finished with the task. In the textbook opened banner, the logo for the port is visible and when I click on it, it says done with squidport 5. that would be ok if it was not like that for 3 days already. The logo should not be there when the taks is complete unless it's advertising the next mission. I also know that squidport has more than 5 parts. So what's up? The funny or weird part is all the other non-squidport related missions are still happening. anyone having this same problem?

The corn is too long of a task... Ps. I like this new theme. Stuff is not totally expensive yet. The houseboat with character was only 15k. Not bad considering militaryguy was 250k

16 grand an hour. wow. I will buy land too. But probably will start once I hit 200k again. I wouldnt want to be at zero money, level 31 comes around, and I need 300k to buy xyz must buy building...

Well good job for me. In 10 hours my el chemistri restaurant will be built. I will have zero free characters and must buy buildings to buy. Funny little achievement.

Oh whatever. We all know you are that "friend" lol Gun or antique store 250k. Damn!!!!!! If your new wife cannot accept that you need to play the simpsons for at least 6 hours of the day, then do you really want her? C'mon man, think about it. Dont say I didnt warn you.

That will actually take a very long time. At least an hour.... Ps. Finally got skinner house. Well it's still in building mode.

Im 25k away from buying skinner house. I'm pretty sure one more 8 hour shift for all the characters plus the property bonuses and I will have all the free quest characters. Yeah!!!! I still need to buy 3 more quest properties too. Adult education annex, el chemistri restaurant, springfield hospital. Funny thing: the adult school is 96800 and the springfield hospital is 85150?? Ha Ha. Does anyone know when the new theme starts?

Wow. I was happy with 1k every 5 mintues. 5k would be crazy. 60k every hour just brown houses alone. wow. I needed 196k for skinner house. But got quest for 2 wise guys at 170k. so i spent my money on them. Now i'm back to where i started last week. im at 70k and need 196k for skinner house. after this, i will have all the quest characters. cool!!!!!

Exactly 25 hours later. I have 119163. Made 57200. Still need 77300. I have been playing since april 7th only. not since december or before like a lot of you. i think with 3-4 months under my belt i will have enough play money to buy pretty much anything.

It's back up.

Instead of just allowing me to type my long email address....finally they have an error pop up. it says origin unavailable: the origin network could not be reached at this time. Please try again later. So at least i'm getting this warning.