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Johnny Hammersticks

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  1. So a man is on his way home from work and he stops to buy a bouquet of roses for his lovely wife.


    He walks in the door and hands the flowers over to his bride with a big smile on his face.


    Snidely, his wife says “Great, now I guess I have to spread my legs.”


    The man replies “Don’t you have a vase or something?”

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  2. I only go to orgies where food is served.  I mean meth and crack too, but I like to munch on Swedish meatballs while I’m sanding the ol’ hardwood 😉

  3. 10 minutes ago, Greybeard said:


        Over the course of his career, he has been in movies with Donna Reed and Debbie Reynolds, amongst others.  Seems your at an age disadvantage here.


    Mickey Rooney.  


    Alright, I’m thinking of a person....from Greenland, female, alive but on life support.

  4. 49 minutes ago, InEnemyTerritory said:

    Once in high school I had the good fortune of sitting with four friends in an attic and getting whacked out of my mind on shrooms.  Great day overall, but the highlight was standing next to a window and meticulously copying every tiny crack on the sill down into a document that I called "the wood language."  I did this for three hours.  Unfortunately, acid took me into a dark place just a few months later and I never tried psychedelics again.


    I’ve done just about every hallucinogen in existence.   All within a span of about 6 or 7 years during high school and college.  Had really great experiences for the most part, but a friend of mine once told me “Every time you do LSD you leave a peace of yourself behind.”  Freaked me out.


    I quit doing hallucinogens my junior year of college after a friend and teammate dropped a 10 strip of some really gnarly blotter acid in my beer.  I had a bad time.  Was morbidly depressed for almost 2 weeks as a result.  Done and done ✌️ 


    I did give a class presentation in college high of my ass on Peyote one time though 😎

  5. On 7/28/2020 at 11:26 AM, Golden Goat said:

    My tolerance to THC is crazy-high, but I thought for sure that a 10-pack of indica gummies before a flight from Los Angeles to Atlanta would ignite all kinds of "altered state of mind thoughts." It never happened. :( I did; however, shell out $72 on snacks.


    How many milligrams per gummy?

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