Dude probably finally stepped a bit too far over the line. He was already on thin ice, methinks. I can't find the post that did him in, so it was probably deleted (must have been baaaaaaad).
Not sure where I got that from, I distinctly remember you saying that you have a daughter before.
Then again, maybe you do have a son, from the JoeSixPack days
I took the SAT in 2008, and you had to do a paragraph in cursive for that as well. They taught my class cursive in 3rd grade. I hated it.
I, also, wear a wristwatch at all times. It just feels right.