SageAgainstTheMachine

Yeah, but they could have been incorporated into the show much better...eh, whatever, great episode anyway.

Yeah, best one in quite a while. I just hated that whole thing with Jessica Alba, Jack Black and Cloris Leachman. I don't get why that was necessary.

You can't say that Evans isn't a legitimate #1 just because he isn't as good as Fitz or Smith, that's just ridiculous. Evans is still a better receiver than the majority of #1 receivers in the league. Guys like Matt Jones, Ted Ginn (who isn't a superstar like we made him seem), Jerricho Cotchery, Derrick Mason, Kevin Curtis, Deion Branch...they are all #1 guys on their teams. How can you say Evans isn't legit?

Katy Perry is the hotness...she has a certain "nerd chic" about her. Kind of like a Zooey Deschanel, but with better byoobs.

Bold, brother, bold.

Wow, that's an awesome story. Don't mistake me for a Giants sympathizer, but they didn't come much classier than Wellington Mara.

I'm surprised only one person said experience. I went with coaching, but experience was a close second. We're a very very young team.

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Well, at least now there's Steak and a BJ day to reciprocate for Valentine's.

Football's a team game and even practice squad guys play a signficant role, why shouldn't they get a ring?

Hey man, I'm just bein' honest. They say men think about sex every 53 seconds.

I'm guessing the kid probably dropped the gun, and it sounds like he was standing amongst a group of people. I'm sure the other officers wanted to avoid any sort of shootout to preserve innocent lives.

What could have possibly been going through the kid's head when he pulled the trigger?

Volcano is the greatest invention of all time, including the lightbulb. My friend has one, and I'm constantly inventing excuses to head on over to her place.

I don't understand how any of that is funny.

Yeah, but it's just a random domain, not an actual fan site. I think that The Onion might legally have to buy a fake site that they mention in an article. There was a Simpons episode where Bart and Lisa log on to whatdobadgerseat.com, and the Fox network legally had to buy whatdobadgerseat.com.

Ok I was being over the top. She's a nice girl and we have good times outside the bedroom, but that doesn't mean my mind isn't in the gutter. Whaddayagonnado?

Gets you high quicker too.

I never go a day without reading The Onion. It's more fun than any of the real news out there.

I've literally come across zero people that have a problem with Phelps toking up, and yet because of the stupid PR machine, he has to apologize. I know he has to be a role model to kids and yada yada yada, but c'mon give the guy a break.

I'd like to see a carbon copy of the college overtime. I would just change it so that you start at your own 40 on each drive instead of the opposition's 25. The kickers are too good to just start at the 25 every time.

From the 3 games that I watched of Cromartie's, I haven't seen very good football instincts. On top of that, he probably would have been a 7th rounder if his name wasn't Cromartie.

At least with the Sens, the pain has only been around for 16 years.

I agree, but unfortunately Hardy is rehabbing from his torn ACL and might not even be back for the start of the season. Don't expect any improvements. My only hope is that he doesn't come back too out of shape.

I think I would go with 1. AJ 2. Fitz 3. Smith 4. Boldin 5. Marshall #5 was a toss up between Marshall and Calvin Johnson, but I gave the nod to Marshall because right now he's in a system that better showcases his talent. I picked AJ for #1 instead of Fitz because AJ led the league in receptions and yardage this season and appears to only be getting better as time goes on. Also, Fitz has Boldin to rely on across the field. AJ has Kevin Walter (a good player but a journeyman receiver) across the field, and Walter finished the season with 900 yards and 8 TDs. To me, that speaks volumes about AJ. As for Smith, he might be on the decline a little, but his 18.2 YPC is just ridiculous and he does it with that turd Delhomme tossing the ball.