SageAgainstTheMachine

I'm amused by the melodramatic fools who do nothing but whine and moan and B word about how bad the Bills are, and how that makes them depressed, and how anybody who still roots for the Bills to win is an idiot because it's pointless. Get another hobby, folks. And try one that's not going to put you on anti-depressants. Really, I understand the frustrated complaints after a big loss. But during the off season? Don't you have something better to do than cry like babies about the "death of the franchise". Fer cripes' sake, man up.

I know he wants me to sell mine. But I'm not cool like mead!

hey, mead's cool

Ok game time... We all have our theories on how the show is going to end. Now, what do you think is the WORST possible ending the writers could come up with? Let's brainstorm. Here's my candidate... The whole thing turns out to be a dream had by Vincent the dog while he is napping in the cargo hold of the plane.

So one of two things... 1. MIB plans to have them killed 2. You don't have to die to be eliminated as a candidate. The latter is probably closer to being true.

I thought this was actually the best episode in quite a while. I'm very intrigued by the new revelation involving the numbers/colors. It would seem that Jacob is an even grander puppeteer than we thought. A prediction... - Sawyer has crossed briefly to the dark side, but he's a good guy. I think he will be killed in the process of redeeming himself.

I think weddings are fun, personally. You get to see friends and family you haven't seen for a while, get to dress spiffy, dancing, good eats, open bar if the folks are being generous. Of course some weddings are boring, but it's usually a good time.

Wait...who is this guy? At first I thought it was a newbie gone off the deep end, but then I look and he's got 13,000 posts...

Hate to tell you this, but those scrubs will be replaced by other scrubs. Look around the league and you won't find very many all-pros on the special teams units.

When I was a kid, I used to constantly dream that I was being chased by Bowser.

Right now, I'm having a recurring dream where I keep hitting this old crossing guard and killing her. Not the most bizarre dream I've ever had, but it's very realistic and spooks the hell out of me every time.

It's certainly up for debate LaDairis wants me burned alive. b stein wants to live on a fictional planet with fictional aliens, but failing that he's fine with being able to replicate the kind of sex they have. Steiny might take the cake here.

This has to be the early leader for Creepiest Post of the Year, right? Wow.

I could definitely see the Colts trying to move Gonzalez, so it might be worth a consideration. But also remember that ANY receiver will look good if they have Manning throwing to them for a season.

I'm not too familiar with the inner workings of NASCAR, so maybe one of you guys can answer this for me...I'm aware that Kyle Busch is one of the better drivers, but that everybody just seems to viscerally hate him...why is this?

I realize the level of competition is higher, but so many QBs come from non-power conference schools that I think a player's alma mater should be chucked out the window when considering the draft. Roethlisberger went to Miami Ohio Kurt Warner went to Northern Iowa Brett Favre went to Southern Mississippi Tony Romo went to Eastern Illinois Joe Flacco went to Delaware Hell, Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard and he's a starter (technically)

So did Roethlisberger. I wonder how that worked out for Pittsburgh...

Ah yes, the old "I haven't heard of them, so they must be bad" argument.

I was referring to the overuse of the term in general.

I hear a lot of talk about being a "playmaker" around here. If interceptions just starting falling like apples into Donte's hands next season, will he then be a playmaker? I love the success that Jairus Byrd enjoyed last season and I hope that he is a fixture on this team for years to come...he seems to have good hands and a good attitude. But you have to admit that most of his INTs this season were a case of being in the right place at the right time. Balls were thrown five yards over a receiver's head and Jairus happened to be there. Balls were tipped up into the air, and fell right into his hands. By my count, there were only two or three interceptions out of the nine where I said "That was a nice play". I don't think even one of them was the result of him jumping a route. When a player on the Bills has a lot of tackles, everybody says "Yeah, but how many of them were after 5 yards?". When a player has a lot of interceptions, nobody says "Yeah, but how many were thrown right to him or tipped?" Why not? It's a legitimate question. My point is...If Whitner gets 9 interceptions next year, I think you'll all be singing a different tune, even if its just a matter of him getting lucky. The typical football fan's individual player analysis is a lot like this..."Player X is a playmaker. Player Y is NOT a playmaker." Freddy is awesome, Marshawn sucks. Jairus is God, Donte is Satan. Losman is horrible, Edwards is the savior. Sound familiar? Pretty simplistic analysis for such a complicated sport. The one time we all heaped praise on Whitner was after the win against Tampa Bay where he took an INT back for a touchdown. But what did he actually do? The receiver was wide open, and Leftwich (being a terrible quarterback) threw an easy pass waaaay over his head...at which point Whitner got a very easy interception and basically walked into the endzone. I could have done that if I were faster! I agree that Whitner has not proven himself to be a very good player yet...he's been quite the disappointment for an 8th overall pick. Bad coverage, lousy tackling, seemingly bad instincts. However, the following are not legitimate claims as to why he sucks... 1. "He's just not a playmaker" 2. "He got trucked by Sammy Morris!" 3. "I don't like what he says on Twitter." 4. "He guaranteed us the playoffs and he was wrong!"

The A-10 is probably the second best conference this year, next to the Big East. ACC, Big Ten, Big 12, SEC...they all have 1 or 2 really good teams but are otherwise very weak. Speaking of weak conference, where the fudge did the Pac 10 go this year? Do we only see one tourney rep. from the Pac 10?

What legit evaluation? He just said to get rid of him for no reason.

You know you're not supposed to eat the worm right?

Vince Carter...had the ability to be one of the best shooting guards of all time...just didn't want to.

Dear Most Bills Fans, No. Rian Lindell is above average. Thank you, Buddy Nix