Underdog Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 The best way for Ralph to move the team is to employ a coaching staff that fosters: 1.anger 2.disgust 3.apathy amongst the local fanbase. No wonder Dickless Jauron is his head coach. Much less uproar will result in relocating a team that causes its fans much more pain than pleasure. My analogy is a wife that: cheats (1.anger), drinks excessively (2.disgust), and stops regular sex with the husband (3.apathy). Before too long the husband naturally wants a divorce despite the consequences. I suggest that by the time Ralph moves the team ...you'll be glad to see them GO despite the consequences. GO BILLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodeMonkey Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Never understood the logic about Ralph needing a plan to move the team. 1) The other owners would love it because of profit sharing, they make more money if the Bills move to a larger market. 2) If Ralph wanted to move the team he would just !@#$ing MOVE them. He would not have to implode the entire team first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 The problem with this conspiracy theory is that is presupposes that Ralph is capable of (1) coming up with a viable strategy and (2) implementing it successfully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphadawg7 Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 The best way for Ralph to move the team is to employ a coaching staff that fosters:1.anger 2.disgust 3.apathy amongst the local fanbase. No wonder Dickless Jauron is his head coach. Much less uproar will result in relocating a team that causes its fans much more pain than pleasure. My analogy is a wife that: cheats (1.anger), drinks excessively (2.disgust), and stops regular sex with the husband (3.apathy). Before too long the husband naturally wants a divorce despite the consequences. I suggest that by the time Ralph moves the team ...you'll be glad to see them GO despite the consequences. GO BILLS The depths of stupidity fanboys here will go to in order to create some conspiracy plan to justify the crappy product is hilarious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Trooth Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 My analogy is a wife that: cheats (1.anger), drinks excessively (2.disgust), and stops regular sex with the husband (3.apathy). Before too long the husband naturally wants a divorce despite the consequences. Oh boy... It seems that have you may have experienced something like this first hand. Consequences? Divorces cost so much because they're worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underdog Posted October 12, 2009 Author Share Posted October 12, 2009 The depths of stupidity fanboys here will go to in order to create some conspiracy plan to justify the crappy product is hilarious... My post was not meant to be taken seriously. It was only meant in the spirit of DRY humour. I've been a Bills fan since 1984. Without humour, dry or otherwise, I'd have never been able to be a Bills fan for 25 years now. Sorry that some people don't find dry humour to be funny. Anyway, happy trails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nucci Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 My post was not meant to be taken seriously.It was only meant in the spirit of DRY humour. I've been a Bills fan since 1984. Without humour, dry or otherwise, I'd have never been able to be a Bills fan for 25 years now. Sorry that some people don't find dry humour to be funny. Anyway, happy trails. Dry or not humor has to at least have an appearance of being funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheChimp Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 The depths of stupidity fanboys here will go to in order to create some conspiracy plan to justify the crappy product is hilarious... Why do you have to do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphadawg7 Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Dry or not humor has to at least have an appearance of being funny. ding ding ding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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