The official bachelor cookbook thread.

[Bullpen]

No, no, no... you've got it all wrong. With Vince's "slap chop" you're all set.

 

"You know you hate to make salad."

 

"Who has time for breakfast?"

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkAZo8Z4gWE

 

[The Senator]

Those all sound good, but they only include foul.

 

What if you added some variety from the beef or pig categories?

 

Stuff a turducken inside of an ox and you get oxturducken.

Stuff some calves liver inside the chicken and you got turduckenver.

What if you take a hog & stuff it with a lamb which is stuffed with a rooster which is stuffed with a chipmunk? Porkybaabaafoghornalvin.

Those sound good too, BeerSphere. There's all kinds of variations on your basic...

 

Turducken

 

For the big game hunters, there's an all red meat version - you kill a moose, stuff it in a horse, then shove the whole thing in an elephant...

 

elhomo

 

Now, when tailgating, the quickest way to add flavor is to stuff your sausage in the turducken. But in the kitchen, given more time, one can be more luxuriant. Why not add some wild game - along with a bit of seafood flavour - to your sausage-stuffed turducken? Smother it with bacon, wrap the thing in turtle steaks, then shove it inside a mastodon, and you have...

 

masturbaturducken

[Beerball]

For the big game hunters, there's an all red meat version - you kill a moose, stuff it in a horse, then shove the whole thing in an elephant...

 

elhomo

 

Now, when tailgating, the quickest way to add flavor is to stuff your sausage in the turducken. But in the kitchen, given more time, one can be more luxuriant. Why not add some wild game - along with a bit of seafood flavour - to your sausage-stuffed turducken? Smother it with bacon, wrap the thing in turtle steaks, then shove it inside a mastodon, and you have...

 

masturbaturducken

I give