Lori Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Are there any Pennsylvanians actually on this thread? Lifelong. I live in McKean County, less than two miles from where my ancestors settled this part of the state roughly 150 years ago. And not one of those candidates, Democrat or Republican, has ever set foot in this county, so how the !@#$ do they claim to know what we believe? One of these days, Tom... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In space no one can hear Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Lifelong. I live in McKean County, less than two miles from where my ancestors settled this part of the state roughly 150 years ago. And not one of those candidates, Democrat or Republican, has ever set foot in this county, so how the !@#$ do they claim to know what we believe? One of these days, Tom... So they don't know what people in Pennsyltucky believe? Come on, who are you kidding? They've all seen Jeff Foxworthy on cable. You know your from Pennsyltucky if: Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off. You think potted meat on a saltine is a hors d'oeuvre. There is a stuffed possum mounted anywhere in your home. You consider a six pack of beer and a bug zapper quality entertainment. The primary color of your car is "Bondo." Directions to your house include: "turn off the paved road." Your family tree does not fork. Your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan. You've ever hollered "Rock the house, Bubba!" during your kid's piano recital. You've ever barbecued SPAM on the grill. The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights. You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best motion picture. The rear tires on your truck are twice as wide as the front ones. You prominently display a gift in your house that you bought at Graceland. You consider Outdoor Life deep reading. You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding. You think beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups. Your father encourages you to quit school when Larry announces an opening in the lube rack. You have a rag for a gas cap. You run out of beer and your friends go home. You have orange road cones in your living room. You have a black eye and a hickey at the same time. People are scared to touch your bathrobe. You've ever written you resume on a cocktail napkin. The beertruck delivers door-to-door in your neighborhood. Your car burns more oil than it does gas. Your class reunion is a keg party in the woods. You've ever burped and killed a fly. You have a Jack Daniels poster in your living room. Your new sofa was on a curb in another part of town yesterday. You belong to a beer of the month club. It's midnight and everyone one your street knows what album you're playing. You celebrate every night like it's New Year's Eve. You've ever hitchhiked naked. Your bumper sticker says, "My child whipped your honor student's ass." You had a toothpick in your mouth when you had your wedding picture taken. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. You have a "Hefty bag" for a passenger side window on your car. Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs. You consider your license plate "personalized" because your father made it. You own more than three shirts with cut-off sleeves. You have ever driven down the road with your seat belt hanging out of the door making sparks. You have ever spray-painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass. Someone asks to see your ID, and you show them your belt buckle. Your dog and your wallet are both on a chain. You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income. You have ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle. You see no need to stop at a rest area because you have an empty milk jug in the car. Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging. Red Man chewing tobacco sends you a Christmas card. You bought a VCR because wrestling comes on while you're at work. Lawn ornamentation means a Chevy and a Buick. You go to family reunions to meet women. You have ever signed a petition to have the national anthem changed to "Free Bird." You call your boss "dude." You have ever been fired from a construction job because of your appearance. You look like Willie Nelson after you get your hair cut. You own more cowboy boots than sneakers. You wear a belt buckle that weighs more than three pounds. Your girlfriend thinks the way you pick your nose is cute. You have a gun rack on your bass boat. You prepare for a bubble bath by eating beans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 14, 2008 Author Share Posted April 14, 2008 You know your from Pennsyltucky if: ... You run out of beer and your friends go home. ... You call your boss "dude." ... Born and raised in Erie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lori Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 So they don't know what people in Pennsyltucky believe? Come on, who are you kidding? They've all seen Jeff Foxworthy on cable. You know your from Pennsyltucky if: Dead. To. Me. Wait. At least two of those are true. !@#$. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In space no one can hear Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Dead. To. Me. Wait. At least two of those are true. !@#$. Was this one of the two? Have ever signed a petition to have the national anthem changed to "Free Bird." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lori Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Was this one of thew two? You have ever signed a petition to have the national anthem changed to "Free Bird." No. And I'm not telling which ones they were, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 15, 2008 Author Share Posted April 15, 2008 No. And I'm not telling which ones they were, either. My guess would be: You go to family reunions to meet women. which then led to You've ever hitchhiked naked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Adams Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Are there any Pennsylvanians actually on this thread? I've lived in the only city in PA for 14 years. We're trying to save the rest of PA by making it a suburb. Give us 50 more years Lori and you can be part of the Greater Greater Delaware Valley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lori Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 My guess would be:You go to family reunions to meet women. which then led to You've ever hitchhiked naked. Wrong. And may Erie fall into the lake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Wrong. And may Erie fall into the lake. Would anyone miss it if it did? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Would anyone miss it if it did? How would you get from Buffalo to Cleveland? Hey Lori, I been to Bradford a few times in my day, Barack Hussien is right about there being lots of guns there. Not so sure about religion though. But lots of guns. Not really a bad IMHO, keeps the politicians honest. Maybe that's why these 3 won't visit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lori Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 I've lived in the only city in PA for 14 years. We're trying to save the rest of PA by making it a suburb. Give us 50 more years Lori and you can be part of the Greater Greater Delaware Valley. Cool. Maybe then we can get our roads fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lori Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 How would you get from Buffalo to Cleveland? Hey Lori, I been to Bradford a few times in my day, Barack Hussien is right about there being lots of guns there. Not so sure about religion though. But lots of guns. Not really a bad IMHO, keeps the politicians honest. Maybe that's why these 3 won't visit. Valid point... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 How would you get from Buffalo to Cleveland? Why would you want to? Unless you were on the Cities That Suck A-Z Tour 2008. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Why would you want to? Unless you were on the Cities That Suck A-Z Tour 2008. RR HOF. Smell the flats Get robbed I am sure there are a few other things in Cleveland. I will tell you though Great Lakes Brewing makes some outstanding beer. I mean seriously some of the best stuff available. Hard to believe coming from Cleveland. The Dortmunder is my fav. But the Ella Fitz, Elliot Ness and Burning River are great as well. Didn't care for the IPA as much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pBills Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 when your candidate fails, attempt to redirect topic Thank god my candidate isn't failing. Wheeew!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 15, 2008 Author Share Posted April 15, 2008 Would anyone miss it if it did? I'd miss it around Christmas time. Christmas dinner would get all soggy, plus it would be hard to land a plane at an airport under water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 I'd miss it around Christmas time. Christmas dinner would get all soggy, plus it would be hard to land a plane at an airport under water Details, details.... You probably would get angry that your present got wet. Just be happy and enjoy the spirit of the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 15, 2008 Author Share Posted April 15, 2008 Why would you want to? Unless you were on the Cities That Suck A-Z Tour 2008. The Cities That Suck A-Z Tour 2008. is: Almost Boston Boston Close to Boston Do you Still See Boston? Everywhere close to Boston F Boston Go to Boston ... Miami ... San Fransisco ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molson_golden2002 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Pennsylvania is a strange state. Step over the border and its like you are in Alabama. The rural areas are very, very Conservative. Lots of churches, 10 commandment signs on lawns and confederate flags. Yet the big cities are of course very liberal. Its like the two big cities and Alabama in between. New York would never elect a complete as-wipe like Rick Santorium to the Senate. Our as-wipes are much more liberal. As for Erie, it's airport is a real sh-- hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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