millbank Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 37 Stupid Quotes #37 “I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off.’ Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.” — Paris Hilton # 36“What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?” — Paris Hilton # 33“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost an important part of your life.” — Brooke Shields # 31“It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.” — Axl Rose #14 “I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.” — Britney Spears # 13“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.” — Britney Spears # 5“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 22. “You know, it really doesn’t matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.” - Donald Trump I'm sorry, but this is stupid how? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 # 30“I’d rather be dead than singing Satisfaction when I’m forty-five.” — Mick Jagger # 29“It’s not that I dislike many people. It’s just that I don’t like many people.” — Bryant Gumbel While I don't like either of the above "speakers" of the quotes, these are NOT stupid quotes, IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 While I don't like either of the above "speakers" of the quotes, these are NOT stupid quotes, IMO. The first one is stupid because, well, Mick Jagger WAS singing "Satisfaction" when he was 45, and still is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 The first one is stupid because, well, Mick Jagger WAS singing "Satisfaction" when he was 45, and still is. Was he when he made the statement? Wow! If so, that should be #1. If not (as I assumed) it was a SMART statement. Singing "Satisfaction" after he was 45 was the stupid thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 37 Stupid Quotes #14 “I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.” — Britney Spears One can dream can't one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I 90 Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 37 Stupid Quotes # 36“What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?” — Paris Hilton Don't ever change, Paris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMCBillsFan Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 19“Predictions are difficult, especially about the future.” — Yogi Berra I love the Yankees and that's no secret but Yogi, Yogi, Yogi.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 #24 “Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.” — Charles Barkley #22 “You know, it really doesn’t matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.” — Donald Trump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Was he when he made the statement? Wow! If so, that should be #1. If not (as I assumed) it was a SMART statement. Singing "Satisfaction" after he was 45 was the stupid thing. No, it was one of those "in hindsight it was a dumb comment" types of things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D_House Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 “It’s not that I dislike many people. It’s just that I don’t like many people.” this one makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 19“Predictions are difficult, especially about the future.” — Yogi Berra I love the Yankees and that's no secret but Yogi, Yogi, Yogi.... Some of my Yogi favorites (not from the list in this thread): "When? Right now?" Yogi, when asked what time it was. "Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded." "The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 “It’s not that I dislike many people. It’s just that I don’t like many people.” this one makes sense. Absolutely. I'm no fan of the GumBall, but that's a SMART quote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts