MelissaInPhilly Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt."He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. "Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off. Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired." (P.S. I hope I didn't offend anyone with this joke, if so I'm sorry. Everyone seems to be in a glum mood today so I thought I'd print something amusing. Have a nice holiday)! | | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 (P.S. I hope I didn't offend anyone with this joke, if so I'm sorry. Everyone seems to be in a glum mood today so I thought I'd print something amusing. Have a nice holiday)! | | 699087[/snapback] Actually, I think what you were trying to say was "Anyone who was offended can kiss my ass!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 Where did you get a copy of CTM's journal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 I think it was last year that the New York Times said 'The Joke is Dead.' Screw 'em, I say! But, it has been a while since I've heard a really good, new one. --- A woman comes home from playing golf and tells her husband that she got stung by a bee. "Where did he sting you?" "Between the second and third hole" "Your stance is too wide" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantankerous Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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