damj Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 We traded Mike Williams for Mike Williams and lint? Brilliant! 693731[/snapback] And a worthless tub of goo LT to be named later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KurtGodel77 Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 And a worthless tub of goo LT to be named later 693902[/snapback] You seem to be unaware of the plan to move Big Mike to left tackle. Move him to left tackle? you ask. Yes. But he'd need to gain weight. You see, this particular left tackle strategy is different from normal. Your average left tackle uses speed and athleticism to counter speedy DEs rushing off the edge. You obviously have to protect your quarterback's blindside. But protection can take many forms. Say you built a wall extending from your left guard all the way to the left sideline. Clearly your quarterback's blind side would be safe. Of course, it's against the rules to put a wall on the football field. So what you need instead is a guy big enough to occupy all the space from the left guard to the left sideline. It's too bad Williams wasn't able to add enough weight for this plan to work out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibs Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 You seem to be unaware of the plan to move Big Mike to left tackle. Move him to left tackle? you ask. Yes. But he'd need to gain weight. You see, this particular left tackle strategy is different from normal. Your average left tackle uses speed and athleticism to counter speedy DEs rushing off the edge. You obviously have to protect your quarterback's blindside. But protection can take many forms. Say you built a wall extending from your left guard all the way to the left sideline. Clearly your quarterback's blind side would be safe. Of course, it's against the rules to put a wall on the football field. So what you need instead is a guy big enough to occupy all the space from the left guard to the left sideline. It's too bad Williams wasn't able to add enough weight for this plan to work out. 694425[/snapback] I heard he got pretty close though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rimjack Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 ..simply because Big Mike Williams is doing so well in Tampa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick in* england Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 PLEASE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 He's doing well? What, in shorts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 He's doing well? What, in shorts? 694540[/snapback] He's doing well in the buffet line. He's also spending alot of time in the film room, unfortunately he's watching Lifetime all the time and crying like a little girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VIVE LA FRANCE, VIVE LA GUERRE Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 He's doing well in the buffet line. He's also spending alot of time in the film room, unfortunately he's watching Lifetime all the time and crying like a little girl. 694555[/snapback] WHAT IS THIS LIFETIME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 WHAT IS THIS LIFETIME 694569[/snapback] It's this awful cable television channel that shows nothing but chick flicks. My wife is addicted to it ... it makes me want to chew my own leg off rather than watch ... Big Mike likes it ... alot .... it makes him all weepy inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixxxer Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 ... it makes me want to chew my own leg off rather than watch ... 694644[/snapback] Better you than Big Mike doing the chew job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 681032[/snapback] Its pronounced thermometer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 I want Mike Williams back in Buffalo. Why? I think he would fill a lot of that Lacross net as a keeper for the Bandits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 I want Mike Williams back in Buffalo. Why? I think he would fill a lot of that Lacross net as a keeper for the Bandits. 694831[/snapback] Or we can give him a job as the ice boom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Forgot My Last Username Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 I have one question: Where in the World is Mike Williams? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 I have one question: Where in the World is Mike Williams? 695166[/snapback] He ate Carmen San Diego ... in fact he ate San Diego California Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhitnerIsAGod Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 Good to see this thread is still alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibs Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 MIKE WILLIAMS anagram MAIM, KILL. WISE. hmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rimjack Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 I have one question: Where in the World is Mike Williams? 695166[/snapback] A more appropriate question might be "Where in Mike Williams is the world?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fastro Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 Wow, 19 pages about a underachieving 1st round pick. Wonder if his 15 minuites isn't up yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 Wow, 19 pages about a underachieving 1st round pick. Wonder if his 15 minuites isn't up yet? 695447[/snapback] Did Erika Flowers and JD Williams get this kind of love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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