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Since the UN wants the US to do something with the terrorists at Gitmoe may I suggest the following:

 

1) Use them to fill potholes.

2) Make lampshades out of them.

3) Grind their bones for potassium fertilizer.

4) Feed them to the pigs.

5) Use their intestines as sausage casing.

6) Make soap out of their fat.

7) Dip them in tar and light them on fire for streetlights.

8) Organ donors.

9) Medical experiments

10) Moving target practice

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Since the UN wants the US to do something with the terrorists at Gitmoe may I suggest to following:

 

1) Use them to fill potholes.

2) Make lampshades out of them.

3) Grind their bones for potassium fertilizer.

4) Feed them to the pigs.

5) Use their intestines as sausage casing.

6) Make soap out of their fat.

7) Dip them in tar and light them on fire for streetlights.

8) Organ donors.

9) Medical experiments

10)    Moving target practice

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according to Al-Terrorist news network we already do number 8. They say we sell the organs to old rich jews....

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Since the UN wants the US to do something with the terrorists at Gitmoe may I suggest to following:

 

1) Use them to fill potholes.

2) Make lampshades out of them.

3) Grind their bones for potassium fertilizer.

4) Feed them to the pigs.

5) Use their intestines as sausage casing.

6) Make soap out of their fat.

7) Dip them in tar and light them on fire for streetlights.

8) Organ donors.

9) Medical experiments

10)    Moving target practice

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We could lop off their heads in front of a video camera and scream allahu akbar - and then post the videos all over the internet.

 

 

 

 

Oh, wait... nobody's that barbaric.

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Out of curiousity, what should we have done with the people that we ultimately determined should not have been held in the first instance and whom we ended up releasing after detaining them for several months and years?

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Out of curiousity, what should we have done with the people that we ultimately determined should not have been held in the first instance and whom we ended up releasing after detaining them for several months and years?

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"sorry bout that" :doh:

 

 

That's what the gov will tell a citizen who has been unjustly convicted of a crime, and released after years of confinement. Why should it be different for non-citizen suspects?

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Out of curiousity, what should we have done with the people that we ultimately determined should not have been held in the first instance and whom we ended up releasing after detaining them for several months and years?

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Offer them a huge pork chop dinner as a gesture of apology.

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Out of curiousity, what should we have done with the people that we ultimately determined should not have been held in the first instance and whom we ended up releasing after detaining them for several months and years?

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Sneak them into the U.S. give them driver licenses, give their kids breaks on their college tuition, don't arrest them for DWIs, and let them get all the medical care they want and charge it to the legal tax paying citizens.

 

Oh wait, that group of folks comes a little more from the southwest.

 

Nevermind......

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Out of curiousity, what should we have done with the people that we ultimately determined should not have been held in the first instance and whom we ended up releasing after detaining them for several months and years?

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ask them to return all black leather hoods before leaving.

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Since the UN wants the US to do something with the terrorists at Gitmoe may I suggest to following:

 

1) Use them to fill potholes.

2) Make lampshades out of them.

3) Grind their bones for potassium fertilizer.

4) Feed them to the pigs.

5) Use their intestines as sausage casing.

6) Make soap out of their fat.

7) Dip them in tar and light them on fire for streetlights.

8) Organ donors.

9) Medical experiments

10)    Moving target practice

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11) Balance them on a board at the South Pole to shoot down satellites over the equator. :doh::lol::lol:

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