stephenjames716 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The Buffalo Bills Q: What do the Buffalo Bills and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 80,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ". Q: How do you keep a Buffalo Bill out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts. Q: Where do you go in Buffalo in case of a tornado? A: To the Bills Stadium - they never get a touchdown there! Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: What do the Buffalo Bills and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachChuckDickerson Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 ....don't forget to tip your waitress! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?A: The Buffalo Bills Q: What do the Buffalo Bills and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 80,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ". Q: How do you keep a Buffalo Bill out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts. Q: Where do you go in Buffalo in case of a tornado? A: To the Bills Stadium - they never get a touchdown there! Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: What do the Buffalo Bills and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road! 533330[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Why did the Buffalo Bills player cross the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Why did the Buffalo Bills player cross the road? 533428[/snapback] To get to his Bentley? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Why did the Buffalo Bills player cross the road? 533428[/snapback] For a plate of rettata To get Tedy Bruschi's autograph To find a candidate for the Head Coach or GM or both job(s) To change the world (God bless them) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Why did the Buffalo Bills player cross the road? 533428[/snapback] To look under the couch for Daryl Russell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JinVA Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 To look under the couch for Daryl Russell? 533454[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BILLS4LIFE Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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