#89 Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Subject: Married Can You Get Married in Heaven? On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out", and he leaves. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple is still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?" After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidey Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Subject: MarriedCan You Get Married in Heaven? On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out", and he leaves. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple is still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?" After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?" 423982[/snapback] Great punchline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Subject: MarriedCan You Get Married in Heaven? On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out", and he leaves. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple is still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?" After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?" 423982[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick in RaChaCha Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Thanks 89 I really needed a laugh today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Nice to know that Heaven is relatively free from vermin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomerjamhead Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Panther Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Subject: MarriedCan You Get Married in Heaven? On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out", and he leaves. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple is still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?" After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?" 423982[/snapback] That's great!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 From a lawyer on the board. Ha. Ha. Ha. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Chipper Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 From a lawyer on the board. Ha. Ha. Ha. Mike 424328[/snapback] From a priest on the board. F-U Im just kidding- not really a priest. Good joke though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 You funny lady, tell jokes good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch19079 Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 that was good. it went a completyl diffrent direction than i thaught it would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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