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Just got back from camp. Mike Williams, Holcome and two other players had to do sprints after practice (for what I don't know) and Mike pulled up lame on the last run....

 

He looked okay, hopefully just a cramp.

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What about Jason Peters?

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I hear he follows the Pat Williams 6 minute ab routine.

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[Hitchhiker convulses]

Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.

Ted: That - good point.

Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.

Ted: Why?

Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're <expletive deleted> fired!

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