Usually how long do you wait to fart for the first time in a relationship?

[gomper]

When I first met my girlfriend, I would spend every other weekend at her place. I always tried to be discreet about the bathroom.  A few weekends in, I knew it would be obvious so I decided to test her sense of humor.  I told her " Excuse me, but I'm about to violate your bathroom in the most gruesome manner. " 

 

She laughed.  11 years later we're still together lol.

[Mike in Horseheads]

2 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

How about farting "silent, but deadly" while say shopping, then boogieing out of there before your sig other realizes that you laid toxic waste... Does that count?

 

Then watching the carnage 2 aisles over, while others give her a disgusting look thinking she dropped that hideous bomb!

 

 

AKA "crop dusting"