\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 http://www.buffalonews.com/editorial/20050630/1061953.asp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick in* england Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 oh my dear lord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoker2Buffalo Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 They're here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidey Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 http://www.buffalonews.com/editorial/20050630/1061953.asp 371701[/snapback] Wonder how big the wings are on them things? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zamboni Man Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons? Farmer: Do they have what? Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons. Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubes Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 The Toxic Avenger was a classic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Poobah Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Better send in your head shots now. Poultrygeist Open Roles There are certainly enough guys with good "comedic timing" on this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 This movie will be filmed in Buffalo. http://www.poultrygeistmovie.com/ CW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Damn, we gotta get someone from TBD in that movie. Here are the parts they will be casting: Carl Jr: male/18-24A hillbilly fast food employee, who can usually be found with a flask in his hand. Must have great comedic timing. Please send headshot and resume to poultrygeist Katie: female/8-10 Daughter of the pregnant mother, who gets lost in the back of the restaurant. Please send one headshot to poultrygeist Father O’Houlihan: male/35-65/Irish accent Comedic parody of a typical horror movie priest. Great comedic timing is a must. Please send headshot to poultrygeist Chief: male/Native American/40-50 Native American Chief who leads a protest objecting to the desecration of an Indian Burial Ground. Please send headshot to poultrygeist Colonel Kluck: male/18+/goofy The chicken-suited mascot of the fast food chain. Must have great comic timing, and be able to do wacky dances while in a chicken suit. Please send resume to poultrygeist Crazy Guy: male/18-60/intense A harbinger of danger. Mysterious and unsettling. Please send headshot and resume to poultrygeist Employee: Any Gender/18 and over Indifferent employee at fast food drive thru. Please send headshot to poultrygeist Obese Customer: male/25-45/overweight/goofy Overweight man needed for comedic role. Eats food sloppily and without regard for others. A sense of humor is a must. Please send headshot to poultrygeist Obese Protester: male/18 and up/overweight A comedic role for an overweight man. Small role, but has a memorable part of a musical number. Great comic timing and adequate singing ability are a must. Please send headshot to poultrygeist Hungry Guy: male/18+ Irate and frustrated customer at a drive-thru window. Must have great comedic timing. Please send headshot to poultrygeist Hungry Guy’s Girlfriend: female/18+ Impatient woman at drive-thru window. Must have great comedic timing. Please send headshot to poultrygeist Other roles Troma is also looking for unique actors with special talents, abilities, or unique looks that they’d be excited to show off onscreen. Please send more information and photos to poultrygeist OK, here are my nominees: Carl Jr.=Ed Katie--get lost in a restaurant? #89 Father O’Houlihan=BFiI (holier than thou attitude) Chief=SDS--he's our chief Colonel Kluck=T80--crazy dances in chicken suits are his specialty Crazy Guy=Rudy--harbinger of doom Employee=? Who's indifferent around here? Oh screw it, I don't give a damn. Obese Customer=Tater--That avatar is burned into my mind. Hungry Guy=AD--though someone will need to explain the context of headshot to him Hungry Guy’s Girlfriend=the winner of a mud wrestling match between Trendi and LanaK (AD can thank me later) Special talents=LA, aussie, NG, Gavin, FFS, Rubio, Cable and on and on and on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeFerguson Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Actually I inquired to be in the movie. They offered me a role as a protester but I didn't go to the rehearsal and they never called me back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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