The Jokeman Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 That is like a fat guy saying "Gravity just likes me better than you", or me saying my hair likes my pillow more than my head. I suppose its OK, because I can be charming sometimes, and that never hurts with the ladies! 324100[/snapback] Another good zinger for those that make fun of you is to tell them God created a few perfect heads. The rest he covered with hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 you're not losing hair - you're gaining face Check out the Four Bitchin' Babes on an excellent CD; this song is a great READ, too. "Buy Me, Bring Me, Take Me: Don't Mess My Hair ..." Life Accordin' to Four Bitchin' Babes, Volume 2 Bald Headed Men I don't like men who exaggerate about the places they've been about the money they make I like a man who's honest and true who can look you in the eye when they talk to you I like men who accept who they are not everybody can look like a movie star if you can follow this thought to its logical end you can see why I like bald headed men (she said it before she'll say it again) I like bald headed men Everybody knows it's testosterone that turns a bushy haired man into a chrome-dome but testosterone is what makes a man a man the more that he's got the more that he can do the things that make the women go OY! I'll take a bald headed man over a big-haired boy big-haired boys make very good friends but they cannot compare to bald headed men (she said it before she'll say it again) I like bald headed men Why would you waste your money joining that hair club for guys? (tell me why tell me why?) why would you cover your manly badge of honor with such a bad disguise? (guys, guys, guys) why would you blow your money on rogaine and minoxidil? when all it can guarantee is years and years of pharmacy bills (please don't do it) [spoken:] Yes, we believe the hair replacement industry for men is like the cosmetic industry for women a giant black hole that will suck your money away for the rest of your lives (please don't do it) No matter how you fight it time marches on some new things appear some old things are gone let 'em go it's a natural thing like a leaf off a tree like a bird on a wing try looking in your mirror from a whole different place you're not losing hair you're gaining face be confident be cool it won't be long when you find you are proud to be one of the bald headed men (she said it before she'll say it again) I love bald headed men [Chanted:] Johnny Yakovitch love him that guy on Star Trek: The Next Generation love him Michael Jordan lover Tom Paxton love him Alan Brady love him Burt Reynolds love him Yul Brynner loved him Telly Savalas who loves ya, baby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 Her is a link to the MP3 bald headed men Songs (portions anyway) can be played by clicking on the left margin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 Her is a link to the MP3 bald headed men Now.....what would YOU know about hair loss ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 Now.....what would YOU know about hair loss ? 324114[/snapback] One word Harriet - testosterone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clockwork Posted April 30, 2005 Author Share Posted April 30, 2005 Funny lyrics, funny song! They should have had an Andre Agassi or Bruce Willis reference in there. Funny, as I am typing this, and Avacor commerical is on during the basketball game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 Try NANO shampoo - do a Google on it. I couldn't be bothered with Rogaine and didn't want to take those pills than mess with your hormones, so I tried this. There is no doubt that whenever I stop using it for awhile, I end up losing alot more hair in the sink and tub, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 Fine. For the record. I went to college with this guy who was a spitting image of Charles Bronson, pock marks, thining hair. etc. The guy got more kitty than most of the dudes in the whole town, top quality girls. You know why? Confidence in who he was. They admired who he was, and the intelligence of the man, once in bed, it was up to him. So your lame azz excuse about woman and your heritage is quite stinky over here. Though, as a Bill's fan, I wish you luck. Oh, grow up 324096[/snapback] So basically, you got chicks strictly because of your hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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