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How can you not appreciate this...

 

13. Jacksonville's as red as red-state America gets. And if you have a problem with that, you must be a girly-man, defeatist ultra-liberal who hates America.

 

Or this...

 

33. Last call in this town is 2 a.m. However, get-your-butt-kicked-because-you-looked-at-my- girlfriend-the-wrong-way-time is right around 1:45 a.m.

 

Having lived in the south for six years, there is more truth to that than should truly be admitted.

 

Great stuff.

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