BringBackFergy Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Can someone please give me hope for the playoffs?? I'm looking for creative ways that we can still make it. My thought is this: The Patriots come down with bird flu and can't travel. They are quarantined in the training facility for the next 2 months. The Dolphins take a celebratory cruise and are eaten by chemically/genetically "mutated sea bass" Ravens? Fogetaboutit....they are taken out by an angry mob of political activists in the Baltimore area protesting the overtrapping of softshell crab Jets? They were all caught with hair ribbons and posed for a team photo with Sanchise...mob beatings ensued. I think with these scenarios, we are a lock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NFL95MelGrayDomination Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Global sea rise of 200 feet. Miami gone, Boston gone, NY gone, Baltimore ba-bye, Jacksonville gone, Oakland c ya, Houston sucks huh, payback for being the oil city I suppose. AFC contracted by 7 teams by my count. Our season is over though thanks to our remaining opponents being flooded out, myself included. Unfortunately I wouldn't miss out on the playoffs as we still would be out in this scenario. Doh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Over 29 years of fanhood Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Global sea rise of 200 feet. Miami gone, Boston gone, NY gone, Baltimore ba-bye, Jacksonville gone, Oakland c ya, Houston sucks huh, payback for being the oil city I suppose. AFC contracted by 7 teams by my count. Our season is over though thanks to our remaining opponents being flooded out, myself included. Unfortunately I wouldn't miss out on the playoffs as we still would be out in this scenario. Doh! Nope, bills win AFC east in your scenario Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 9, 2013 Author Share Posted December 9, 2013 Global sea rise of 200 feet. Miami gone, Boston gone, NY gone, Baltimore ba-bye, Jacksonville gone, Oakland c ya, Houston sucks huh, payback for being the oil city I suppose. AFC contracted by 7 teams by my count. Our season is over though thanks to our remaining opponents being flooded out, myself included. Unfortunately I wouldn't miss out on the playoffs as we still would be out in this scenario. Doh! That was a hell of an attempt...there has to be a way. Maybe they'll start fracking in Cincinnati and the stadium will be swallowed by an enormous sink hole. Dalton...gone. AJ Green....gone. Neidermeyer...dead! They revisit our OT loss and the NFL declares it an actual win. We make the playoffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NFL95MelGrayDomination Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Nope, bills win AFC east in your scenario Assuming they keep a 1 team division. My take is Goodell would realign to screw us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NFL95MelGrayDomination Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Wasn't Bruce Almighty from Buffalo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 9, 2013 Author Share Posted December 9, 2013 Wasn't Bruce Almighty from Buffalo? Yes...do you think he could help us out?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homey D. Clown Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Can someone please give me hope for the playoffs?? I'm looking for creative ways that we can still make it. My thought is this: The Patriots come down with bird flu and can't travel. They are quarantined in the training facility for the next 2 months. The Dolphins take a celebratory cruise and are eaten by chemically/genetically "mutated sea bass" Ravens? Fogetaboutit....they are taken out by an angry mob of political activists in the Baltimore area protesting the overtrapping of softshell crab Jets? They were all caught with hair ribbons and posed for a team photo with Sanchise...mob beatings ensued. I think with these scenarios, we are a lock. Ralph Wilson and russ Brandon fight to the death on Celebrity Death Match on MTV. Winner gets full control of the franchise. they fight to a tie where they both perish, and Jim Kelly is awarded ownership by default. other than that, no chance in hell for eternity ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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