Astrobot Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Ingram's first on Chavous' board for LB's quick off snap, Upshaw's scheme-versatile; he can wade through linemen crap, Coples, one-year wonder, is said to be a Peppers, Kirkpatrick's smoking reefer (just take him, give him uppers), Reiff's a solid pick at tackle (he's not that pick from Texas) Mercilus' first name is Whitney, so you don't know what his sex is, Devon Still is pass-rush manna, comes from Sandusky College, Michael Floyd has off-field issues (3 liquor, to my knowledge), We all love Alshon Jeffrey, but we'll see him at RD2 (Unless he snows the combine, but then we'd take Sanu). Kendall Wright is Parrish II (why draft what didn't work?), Blackmon's too good, Zach Brown's too small, and Burfict is a jerk. With Chan and Buddy at the helm, it could be a different pick, So don't blame your television when we draft Jared Crick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Ingram's first on Chavous' board for LB's quick off snap, Upshaw's scheme-versatile; he can wade through linemen crap, Coples, one-year wonder, is said to be a Peppers, Kirkpatrick's smoking reefer (just take him, give him uppers), Reiff's a solid pick at tackle (he's not that pick from Texas) Mercilus' first name is Whitney, so you don't know what his sex is, Devon Still is pass-rush manna, comes from Sandusky College, Michael Floyd has off-field issues (3 liquor, to my knowledge), We all love Alshon Jeffrey, but we'll see him at RD2 (Unless he snows the combine, but then we'd take Sanu). Kendall Wright is Parrish II (why draft what didn't work?), Blackmon's too good, Zach Brown's too small, and Burfict is a jerk. With Chan and Buddy at the helm, it could be a different pick, So don't blame your television when we draft Jared Crick! Crick would be great but hopefully second round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-No Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Someone has way too much time on their hands.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Ingram's first on Chavous' board for LB's quick off snap, Upshaw's scheme-versatile; he can wade through linemen crap, Coples, one-year wonder, is said to be a Peppers, Kirkpatrick's smoking reefer (just take him, give him uppers), Reiff's a solid pick at tackle (he's not that pick from Texas) Mercilus' first name is Whitney, so you don't know what his sex is, Devon Still is pass-rush manna, comes from Sandusky College, Michael Floyd has off-field issues (3 liquor, to my knowledge), We all love Alshon Jeffrey, but we'll see him at RD2 (Unless he snows the combine, but then we'd take Sanu). Kendall Wright is Parrish II (why draft what didn't work?), Blackmon's too good, Zach Brown's too small, and Burfict is a jerk. With Chan and Buddy at the helm, it could be a different pick, So don't blame your television when we draft Jared Crick! LOL, this is awesome. Nice work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Cut the line for each player into 2 parts, do it for the whole first round, recite it to the "88 lines about 44 women" tune below, and call it "64 lines about 32 rookies." You'll make ESPN's prime time draft show! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzMDcL0aiEk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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