tennesseeboy Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 My doctor of 20 years just retired, and sold his practice to a new young GP. After two visits to my new doctor, and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned sixty-something.) A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?" "Oh no," I replied. "I've been told I can't have any more tobacco or alcohol!" Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "Nope... my former doctor said that all red meat is off my diet!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't. I try to minimize UV exposure." I said. He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have lots of sex?" “No." I said... He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you even give a ****?" = Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 I went to my doctor and told him "It hurts when I do- this" He told me "Dont do that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted May 10, 2010 Author Share Posted May 10, 2010 I went to my doc and he said "Did you have this before?" I told him yes He said "Well, you've got it again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 I went to my doc and he said "Did you have this before?" I told him yes He said "Well, you've got it again." VD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted May 11, 2010 Author Share Posted May 11, 2010 VD? Old fashioned vd you got then got again. I think the new stuff is forever. Better gargle next time, Buff.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Old fashioned vd you got then got again. I think the new stuff is forever. Better gargle next time, Buff.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 When i was 20 i had a nasty allergic reaction to something, eyes basically swollen shut puffy face.... My nurse came in and told me to quit Bi ing be a man and suck it up. Of coures the nurse was a buddy of mine who was trying to make his way through med school! Still made me laugh histarically when he said it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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