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Check out Al Davis' list of candidates to replace Ultimate Fighter Alternate Tom Cable:

 

Martha Coakley

Conan O’Brien

John Shoop

Gary Crowton

Sherman Lewis

Sherman Smith

Sherman Helmsley

Bum Phillips

Panama Lewis

Lane Kiffin

Vlad the Impaler

Amy Trask

The late George Michael

Marty Schottenheimer

Gilbert Arenas

Tiger Woods

Centenarian former Pinkerton agent

Tom Cable in a wig and dress

Jim Zorn

George Allen

Fidel Castro

Buck Showalter

Jeff Van Gundy

Butch Harmon

Paula Abdul

Dick Ebersol

Chan Gailey (!@#$ tampering!)

Eliot Spitzer

Cam Cameron

Buddy Ryan

Rob Ryan

Ryan Seacrest

Bubb Rubb

Mike Shanahan’s non-union Mexican equivalent.

Raider Milt

Tila Tequila

JaMarcus Russell

Jeff Dunham (racist puppets as assistant coaches)

TBL

Bill Simmons

Foge Fazio

Rex Ryan

Nolan Ryan

Meg Ryan

Ryan Adams

Canteen Boy

Harmony Korine

Pam Ward

Tracy McGrady

Ron !@#$ing Swanson

Leslie Frazier

Joe Frazier

Walt Frazier

Tommie Frazier

Frasier Crane

Art Shell

Omar Minaya

Roger Ebert

Manny Pacquiao

Tom Walsh

Bobby Finstock

John Goodman as Coach Harris

John Madden

Matt Millen

The Situation

Buckethead

“The Coach” Jonathan Coachman

Douglas “Swish” Reemer

Frank Sinatra Jr.

Rusty Shackleford

Cousin Darwish

 

The list might look a bit long, but remember, Count Al’s interviews only last about 90 seconds each.

 

So who is your pick to coach the Silver and Black?

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Check out Al Davis' list of candidates to replace Ultimate Fighter Alternate Tom Cable:

 

Martha Coakley

Conan O’Brien

John Shoop

Gary Crowton

Sherman Lewis

Sherman Smith

Sherman Helmsley

Bum Phillips

Panama Lewis

Lane Kiffin

Vlad the Impaler

Amy Trask

The late George Michael

Marty Schottenheimer

Gilbert Arenas

Tiger Woods

Centenarian former Pinkerton agent

Tom Cable in a wig and dress

Jim Zorn

George Allen

Fidel Castro

Buck Showalter

Jeff Van Gundy

Butch Harmon

Paula Abdul

Dick Ebersol

Chan Gailey (!@#$ tampering!)

Eliot Spitzer

Cam Cameron

Buddy Ryan

Rob Ryan

Ryan Seacrest

Bubb Rubb

Mike Shanahan’s non-union Mexican equivalent.

Raider Milt

Tila Tequila

JaMarcus Russell

Jeff Dunham (racist puppets as assistant coaches)

TBL

Bill Simmons

Foge Fazio

Rex Ryan

Nolan Ryan

Meg Ryan

Ryan Adams

Canteen Boy

Harmony Korine

Pam Ward

Tracy McGrady

Ron !@#$ing Swanson

Leslie Frazier

Joe Frazier

Walt Frazier

Tommie Frazier

Frasier Crane

Art Shell

Omar Minaya

Roger Ebert

Manny Pacquiao

Tom Walsh

Bobby Finstock

John Goodman as Coach Harris

John Madden

Matt Millen

The Situation

Buckethead

“The Coach” Jonathan Coachman

Douglas “Swish” Reemer

Frank Sinatra Jr.

Rusty Shackleford

Cousin Darwish

 

The list might look a bit long, but remember, Count Al’s interviews only last about 90 seconds each.

 

So who is your pick to coach the Silver and Black?

 

Dumb post, but Bobby Finstock is a good one...

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Dumb post, but Bobby Finstock is a good one...

 

Courtesy of IMDB:

 

Vice Principal Thorne: It's not going too well is it?

Coach Finstock: Well, Christ, Thorne, look at the sneakers those guys are wearing. If our guys had sneakers like that there's no telling what they could do.

 

Teen Wolf is very underrated.

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Dumb post, but Bobby Finstock is a good one...

retarded response, just trying to lighten the mood in the down time.

 

there's only tons of posts about all things chan gailey, how bad ralph is, who we will draft and the assclown that is telling everyone not to buy tickets which was posted twice. I thought i'd go a different route

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Bobby Finstock is the only one in the gym that is not shocked when his starting point guard transforms into a werewolf. He just kind of looks at TW sketptically and quickly decides that if this guy's going to make us a better basketball team, then I'm all for it.

 

"It's not how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose. And even that's not all that important."

-B. Finstock

 

If you read Bill Simmons, he makes TW references all the time.

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retarded response, just trying to lighten the mood in the down time.

 

there's only tons of posts about all things chan gailey, how bad ralph is, who we will draft and the assclown that is telling everyone not to buy tickets which was posted twice. I thought i'd go a different route

 

I nominate Pirate Steve from Dodge Ball.

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