BillsfaninFl Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 The following things will occur next year that will catapault the Bills into the playoffs. I know this because I consulted with my crystal (left) ball. 1. Negotiations between the players union and the owners will get so ugly that the union will strike. 2. Owners will bring in scabs to play the games. 3. Since both the union and owners do not recognize the names of any member of the Bills, this allows Ralph to sneak in with his regular roster, making the Bills more competitive. 4. To keep the fans from rioting, the owners will allow half the teams participate in the playoffs. Thus enabling the Bills to sneak in with our standard 7 - 9 record. 5. Even though we lose to Oakland in the first playoff game, there is a huge parade in downtown Buffalo, featuring the one additional player who was added... and helped us make it to the playoffs: Vinny Testaverde. Did I miss anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 ahahahahahahahahaa! I just about pi$$ed myself reading Ralph sneaks in the regulars since no one knows their names outside of Buffalo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PearlHowardman Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Nothing changes for the Buffalo Bills as long as Ralph Wilson is the team owner. Nothing. Period! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grammer_police Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 The following things will occur next year that will catapault the Bills into the playoffs. I know this because I consulted with my crystal (left) ball. 1. Negotiations between the players union and the owners will get so ugly that the union will strike. 2. Owners will bring in scabs to play the games. 3. Since both the union and owners do not recognize the names of any member of the Bills, this allows Ralph to sneak in with his regular roster, making the Bills more competitive. 4. To keep the fans from rioting, the owners will allow half the teams participate in the playoffs. Thus enabling the Bills to sneak in with our standard 7 - 9 record. 5. Even though we lose to Oakland in the first playoff game, there is a huge parade in downtown Buffalo, featuring the one additional player who was added... and helped us make it to the playoffs: Vinny Testaverde. Did I miss anything? One of the better "funny" posts I've seen here! I also enjoyed your "dream" post. Keep it going! Regards, Skooby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHFO Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Nothing changes for the Buffalo Bills as long as Ralph Wilson is the team owner. Nothing. Period! dude get a life seriously this is like the 8th thread you've posted this exact same thing in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iinii Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 The following things will occur next year that will catapault the Bills into the playoffs. I know this because I consulted with my crystal (left) ball. 1. Negotiations between the players union and the owners will get so ugly that the union will strike. 2. Owners will bring in scabs to play the games. 3. Since both the union and owners do not recognize the names of any member of the Bills, this allows Ralph to sneak in with his regular roster, making the Bills more competitive. 4. To keep the fans from rioting, the owners will allow half the teams participate in the playoffs. Thus enabling the Bills to sneak in with our standard 7 - 9 record. 5. Even though we lose to Oakland in the first playoff game, there is a huge parade in downtown Buffalo, featuring the one additional player who was added... and helped us make it to the playoffs: Vinny Testaverde. Did I miss anything? I thought Losman would come back for a return engagement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharper802 Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Why do you presume the Bills regulars could win 7 games against even replacement players? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thoner7 Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 I honeslty would love a lock out. Then there would be open try outs, I would show up, and could hopefully steal some free gear. Then, the level of play from our Bills would likely improve, while other teams would come down to our current level. SUPERBOWL - with 15 pairs of Bills shorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 IF you need someone to come over and sleep on your couch and say witty things... I am in. Also, I have a decent arm for a kicker. B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazed and Amuzed Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 I give this thread 3 lol's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mousetrap08 Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 I thought Losman would come back for a return engagement Along with Jim Fossil of the ufl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Las Vegas Calling... Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Funny. I like the part about how the Bills sneak half of their roster into the line up and still finish 7-9! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poeticlaw Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 The following things will occur next year that will catapault the Bills into the playoffs. I know this because I consulted with my crystal (left) ball. 1. Negotiations between the players union and the owners will get so ugly that the union will strike. 2. Owners will bring in scabs to play the games. 3. Since both the union and owners do not recognize the names of any member of the Bills, this allows Ralph to sneak in with his regular roster, making the Bills more competitive. 4. To keep the fans from rioting, the owners will allow half the teams participate in the playoffs. Thus enabling the Bills to sneak in with our standard 7 - 9 record. 5. Even though we lose to Oakland in the first playoff game, there is a huge parade in downtown Buffalo, featuring the one additional player who was added... and helped us make it to the playoffs: Vinny Testaverde. Did I miss anything? YES 2010 is an uncapped year with the potential to strike on 2011. Get your facts straight. Players are not going to strike when they can get paid anything they want to play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 The following things will occur next year that will catapault the Bills into the playoffs. I know this because I consulted with my crystal (left) ball. 1. Negotiations between the players union and the owners will get so ugly that the union will strike. 2. Owners will bring in scabs to play the games. 3. Since both the union and owners do not recognize the names of any member of the Bills, this allows Ralph to sneak in with his regular roster, making the Bills more competitive. 4. To keep the fans from rioting, the owners will allow half the teams participate in the playoffs. Thus enabling the Bills to sneak in with our standard 7 - 9 record. 5. Even though we lose to Oakland in the first playoff game, there is a huge parade in downtown Buffalo, featuring the one additional player who was added... and helped us make it to the playoffs: Vinny Testaverde. Did I miss anything? Testaverde,49,..who now weighs 283 pounds,still has a much stronger arm than scabs Fitz and edwards. His contract with Ralph states that he get paid in cash in a paper bag before each game. He buys a home on Starin not far from Hertel. He is pronounced honorary mayor of Buffalo and king of the west side Italian festival. There is much joy in Buffalo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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