Steely Dan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pesqQpi6KC0 This looks like a hoax but it appears that it's real.

It's obviously a time warp thingy like the one in Austin Powers or the beginning of the Twilight Zone. Maybe it's the first clue about December 21st, 2012.

Subtle Sexuality Website; http://www.subtlesexuality.com/

They ran that the other day. I love how Michael makes them stick stereotyped peoples to their foreheads and then have the others make stereotypical comments to determine who they are. I love how Stanley got "Black". I feel so bad for Michael most of the time he's trying to help and ends up being hurt by his own lack of social skills. BTW, tore his scrotum?!

I have never seen him concede defeat no matter how wrong he's been.

When Jim throws Andy's cell phone in the ceiling is classic. "MAYBE YOUR IN THE CEILING!!!" Some other great lines; "You're exotic. Was your father a GI?" "A three ounce fetus is calling the shots, it's so badass!" "All morning I look forward to my afternoon cigars and I am not stopping for anybody."

It is?

Congrats!

These are my opinions only; For the men I like Jim. He is trapped in an absurd situation and knows it. He uses that absurdity to amuse himself at the expense of the others in the office. Runner up is Dwight. Rainn Wilson does such a great job with his character. Honorable mention to Stanley. Like Jim he realizes how absurd things around him are but he's too burned out to have any fun with it. For the women I'm going to go with the obvious Pam. Not due to hotness but like Jim she seems to "get" the absurdity around her and actively participates in Jim's diversions. Runner up is Kelly. Honorable mention to Meredith. The casual Friday episode is her funniest stuff. I have only been watching repeats on TBS for awhile now so I don't have the full catalog to pull from but I'm going to say, and this is tough, the one where Dwight trains Ryan. Runner up is putting Prince Paper out of business after they treat him so well. Honorable mention to the Casual Friday episode. The show has one of the best cast of characters I've seen yet.

Childish snickering. It will be interesting to see how she does. It will definitely make the Natiowide Series very popular. JMO.

http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/al-s...tress-diversity Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls. “Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?” Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines. Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”

Haveya ever watched a NASCAR race?

I don't mind being whipped! But not by DEV.

Thanks that's interesting.

December 7: General Interest 1941 : Pearl Harbor bombed At 7:55 a.m. Hawaii time, a Japanese dive bomber bearing the red symbol of the Rising Sun of Japan on its wings appears out of the clouds above the island of Oahu. A swarm of 360 Japanese warplanes followed, descending on the U.S. naval base at Pearl Harbor in a ferocious assault. The surprise attack struck a critical blow against the U.S. Pacific fleet and drew the United States irrevocably into World War II. With diplomatic negotiations with Japan breaking down, President Franklin D. Roosevelt and his advisers knew that an imminent Japanese attack was probable, but nothing had been done to increase security at the important naval base at Pearl Harbor. It was Sunday morning, and many military personnel had been given passes to attend religious services off base. At 7:02 a.m., two radio operators spotted large groups of aircraft in flight toward the island from the north, but, with a flight of B-17s expected from the United States at the time, they were told to sound no alarm. Thus, the Japanese air assault came as a devastating surprise to the naval base. Much of the Pacific fleet was rendered useless: Five of eight battleships, three destroyers, and seven other ships were sunk or severely damaged, and more than 200 aircraft were destroyed. A total of 2,400 Americans were killed and 1,200 were wounded, many while valiantly attempting to repulse the attack. Japan's losses were some 30 planes, five midget submarines, and fewer than 100 men. Fortunately for the United States, all three Pacific fleet carriers were out at sea on training maneuvers. These giant aircraft carriers would have their revenge against Japan six months later at the Battle of Midway, reversing the tide against the previously invincible Japanese navy in a spectacular victory. The day after Pearl Harbor was bombed, President Roosevelt appeared before a joint session of Congress and declared, "Yesterday, December 7, 1941--a date which will live in infamy--the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan." After a brief and forceful speech, he asked Congress to approve a resolution recognizing the state of war between the United States and Japan. The Senate voted for war against Japan by 82 to 0, and the House of Representatives approved the resolution by a vote of 388 to 1. The sole dissenter was Representative Jeannette Rankin of Montana, a devout pacifist who had also cast a dissenting vote against the U.S. entrance into World War I. Three days later, Germany and Italy declared war against the United States, and the U.S. government responded in kind. The American contribution to the successful Allied war effort spanned four long years and cost more than 400,000 American lives. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ General Interest 1941 : Pearl Harbor bombed http://www.history.com/tdih.do?action=tdih...ory&id=7104

Since Clausen is entering the draft it becomes a pickle if the Bills are able to take him.

Roseanne Rosannadanna relates her story of farting in front of Walter Cronkite during a Columbia Journalism School commencement address. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd_syuD-N_k

Dev, you're a Jackass!! I must admit it's very funny!! We've already been told that by your wife.

Philistine!

Our resident expert chimes in. If anyone was given the choice to be put into a tiny room that they've just farted in vs. a tiny room somebody else farted in. I think most of us would enter our room. JMO Nurses who deal with dementia really aren't expert at other parts of the body. Take it with a grain of salt. That jokes do old the last time I heard that it was written on a wall in Bedrock. Haven't heard that before! George Carlin Rated PG Rated G My fart story. I was at work and had one that I knew would make the sprinklers go off and the desks were separated enough that the source could be easily traced. There was one guy known for just blowing the silent ones out and thinking nobody knew who it was. A lot of people, especially the women, were extremely grossed out by this. He was a gross guy to begin with. So I sidled up to his desk for a question I already knew the answer to and slowly and silently let it spread like a mustard gas attack from WWI. I then returned to my desk. A friend of mine walked passed his desk and turned a little pale. She came over to my desk and whispered; "Dan is so gross. Did you walk by his desk recently?" I shook my head. "He passed gas and it smells really bad. Why can't he just go to the bathroom?" and she scurried away. I had successfully framed Dan!! I ROCK!

Jackers?!

My point was that having an excessive amount of guns doesn't help much more than having one, IMO. My point could have been made a lot clearer. My bad. You're an hole . How dare you say something like that when time and time again I have respected the military on this board. Thanks for putting down your uneducated thoughts on the subject. Jesus your a !

Uchitel! At least from that picture.

Even if it's not true it's a great story!

Losers aren't winners! Jackass!!