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{Bring} {Bring} "Hi, you have reached the voicemail of Kettle, please leave a message" {BEEP} "Hi, this is Pot calling, you're black."

we can only hope ...

Is that good news or bad news?

Lucky!!! I have to stop at 10.

I just want to wish you luck, we're all counting on you.

Yes ... L-O-S-E-R

Yeah ... me too ... I'm out, have a great trip.

I hope they got millions in return ... that's what he's worth.

You know, I'm getting mixed signals here ... if you don't want our advice, you should just say so.

Me too ... DJ's decision making has been so strong these last 3 years ...

Like you have a chance!

I suggest that you don't insult us if you want our advice ...

I think you should post something about your upcoming trip to Boston ... I'm sure that lots of guys will have good advice for you.

I've heard that Boston has the best triple breasted prostitutes.

KD Started it .... I suggest that you read this book ... when you go to Boston

No way! He'll never win!!!!

Good luck Joe, we're all counting on you.

Sorry, next time I wine and dine you, I'll do better than McDonald's and a Motel 6 /// You a really hoopy frood! A frood is defined as "a really amazingly together guy." An example from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy which discusses the importance of towels is as follows: "Hey you, sass that hoopy Chef Jim? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!" yeah ... pi = 3.14 ... duh! Of course ... consider the source!

But the french don't like anyone or anything ... except surrendering

Boo dib .... boo What the is that avatar?!?

A little slow on the uptake are we? Are you sure that's a good idea?!?

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Good advice ... Any man who can rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

Are you staying in a hotel? I would suggest staying in a hotel. Park benches are not comfortable to sleep on and showering in a fountain might get you arrested, or at least laughed at. Just my $0.02.

Good luck Steely, we're all counting on you.