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Good question.

Technically, then, it should be called a "warmerator". ps. I go to M.I.T., so this is correct. pps. End of discussion.

Could it be that I already miss Mike Williams now that he has been traded away to the Bucs? Nope, that was just indigestion.

Could it be that I'm already displeased with this thread?... Nope. Of course not. I love this thread.

"Y'know, I get problems from my baby mamas all the dang time. They're like, all up ons 'n sh--." -Marv Levy

The "three technique" is how Mike Williams eats donuts in Tampa Bay.

I don't know about Youboty, but Myboty always gets the chicks.

So are you starting a rumor that says that Mike Williams jumped, fell through the floor all the way to China, and now starts on the Chinese Olympic basketball team?

When did Mike Williams get traded to the Bucs?

Or Andy Rooney.

I'm referring to this: Williams hurt in car accident

Mike Williams doesn't roll over SUV's. SUV's roll over Mike Williams.

Like Chevy says, Pepperments is actually an all male strip club. I was playing a joke on Dawgg. "Taking the piss", if you will. A Shenanigan. Thus the devil smiley. Just want to make that clear. Now that we've got that out of the way, yes, the Downer is the place to go. But I'd go get some lunch at Duff's before heading out. (Cue Duff's versus Anchor Bar argument in 3..2..1...)

I heard that Peppermints is a pretty great strip club.

None other than the Holcombator.

Me too man, I'm a Sox fan too. Or, BUMP.

LINK?

Excellent point. This is a good faith move. The anti-TD move. Instead of treating players like business commodities, pawns to be moved around, instead he is saying "We understand what you want. I will compromise and meet you half way - you sign, and you will be free to sign with us or some other team next year." The Buffalo News article compares this to the Shaun Alexander move, where they franchised him but told him that they would not be franchising him next year, so he comes out and is motivated to have a good year. This is the type of move a winning TEAM organization makes. I like it. Five years of Peerless Price-type moves only get you so far, huh? How bout time to consider a more old fashioned, respectful way of dealing with players. By the way, there is some incentive for clements to re-sign - the Bills showed him good faith. If he truly gets the team concept, he re-ups his contract with us. If he does not, he leaves, and good riddance. But one extra draft pick is not worth the animosity generated among the players for franchising NC year-in year-out.

In honor of Mike "I wash myself with a rag on a stick" Williams, I present to you all the entire text of the Simpsons' episode where Homer gets fat so he can go on workman's comp. from snpp.com:

Reading this thread will take care of the lobotomy part.

If Mike Williams ever met Chuck Norris, the world would implode.

The "according to Wikipedia" part made me laugh.

I heard from some reliable sources within OBD that Mike Williams broke the Bod Pod on his way out. More to come....

Yes.

There is no chin under Mike Williams' beard. There is only a massive blob of fat. EDIT: Woo hoo! 100 posts!!! And what doozies!