RayFinkle

Canadian quarters work in the news paper machines down here in NC. I use them all the time.

because we need more cap space.

not Tim Anderson, anybody but Tim Anderson.....

Misleading thread titles are fun! When exactly did the "presser" break this story?

post of the year

Bill Parcells needed a job.

Nooooooothing com-pares, nooooooothing com-pares to youuuuu.

Warning: Potentially offensive joke ahead. A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to !@#$ your brains out, and suck your breasts dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

um, check the 5 page thread right below this one....

da,da,da,da,da,da,da noodles on my back, noodles on my back, noodles on my back...

Six weeks might be a bit premature, at least according to Lindy: "At best case scenario probably six weeks. Abosolutely best case scenario", Ruff said.

A quick recap: We hope to sign about 4 free agents + OL and LB will be areas of focus + We will spend up to the cap + We will make Nate an offer = Marv sucks and the Bills blow. I think I got it now.

WGR550 has the presser live over the net for those interested.

So an elected official who has some power actually stands up for his constituents regarding an issues they are actually concerned with and he is a liberal douche bag who should be worrying about bigger problems. Interesting.

Cool, so we'll get Max back just in time for him to disappear in the playoffs! Time to pick up the phone Darcy, get er done...

The knock on him last year was he is undersized to play LB in the NFL. He was under 220 during the season.

Well, at least we'll be number 1 at something when the season starts!

At least we know he's not coming out of the closet.

Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his balls. They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, " I sure wish I could do that!" The other one looks at him and says, "Well, I think I'd pet him first".

I'll try to help a brother out: A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery." The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?" "Just rub toilet paper between them." Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?" "I don't know, but it worked for your ass."

Maybe the good teams will play all of their second team guys against us because they already secured a playoff bid....oh wait....

same goes for Calgary. I had the honor of getting the Calagry coverage for the Sabres game recently. I think they beamed the signal from the arena to the Mars Rover then to my house, using dial up.

do they do any Micheal Bolton covers?

PWNED!