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jdubs

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  1. Jesus, how many more posts like this do we have to endure by people who clearly don't think? IT'S MORE THE O LINE'S FAULT THAN JP, WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THIS!?
  2. Ok, I don't know how many times I have to say this. IT'S THE O LINE, NOT THE QB! ANYONE WHO'S GRADUATED 4TH GRADE CAN SEE THAT! Stop blaming everything on JP. Granted he has made some mistakes, and I'm in no way saying he's been great, but most of the fumbles you can blame on the horrible work on the O line. If we actually had a decent O line, I would bet $100 JP would be ALOT better and you would see a different record than 2-5. The Bills do not have 1 1st round pick on the line, and the last pro bowler we had was Ruben Brown WHO WAS DRAFTED 12 YEARS AGO! This line is horrible, and when people blame JP over blaming the O line, it just goes to show how much you don't know about football.
  3. they'll change some stuff up on offense hopefully for the 2nd half. we should see some improvement.
  4. nice catch by royal, did you see that missed block? jp was luckyto get rid of that one.
  5. we were suppossed to go to lunch with a friend. and then 15 minutes before, she tells me she switched with someone here at work to work the employee sale so I was out of a ride to get lunch and she screwed up the plans we had made last week. THat coupled with this horrible o line has me feeling a little agitated today. but hey, at least it's friday.
  6. well I could add to it about my gf if you want.
  7. I'm sick & tired of the people making the decisions in this organization. They've known we've needed help on the O line for years and nothings been done about it at all except for the drafting of a guy who spent more time in the buffet line than on the football field. The front office needs to wisen up and start paying some money to either get some good free agents in here in the off season or draft someone good in this draft 1st round. NO IF'S, ANDS, OR BUTS! These people think they can grab some other teams garbage and have McNally wave his magic wand and turn them into stars. HELLO! EARTH TO THE BUFFALO BILLS, IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN! If they actually made the line a top priority last season, I'm sure we'd have a slighty different outcome on a couple games this year like the Patriots, Jets, & the lowly Detroit Lions. stop being so freaking cheap and spend some money! /end rant
  8. speaking of fat mike, every time I hear his name I can't help but think of that Simpson's episode where Homer eats everything from the all-you-can-eat seafood buffet. "ARRRRRRR 'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eating machine!"
  9. I think I'd rather have the diet pepsi machine. at least it can tackle.
  10. Did you ever think that maybe Detroit just happened to play a great game because they were 0-5 and probably under ALOT of pressure from their coaches & owner?
  11. I think some of you people are very impatient. Some QB's come straight into the league and are great. It's quite obvious JP needs some time. He has been playing alot better than he was last year and he can only get better. He needs more expierience in games, reading defences and alot of those rookie mistakes will slowly be gone. Imagine what he can do with a good line in front of him. I'm going out on a limb here and saying JP will be very good next year, granted we pick up some o linemen in the draft.
  12. well if we just traded for this guy, who is he eventually replacing?
  13. Yes, I saw that on another message board and I had to post it. I laughed the entire time I was reading it
  14. To: John Madden CC: Electronic Arts Sports From: Ethan Albright Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden ‘07 Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is !@#$ing bull sh-- and you should kiss my mother-!@#$ing ass. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his ass on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80. You know what, John? Two can play this game. I rate you a !@#$ing 12. I rate you a !@#$ing 12 in Ethan Albright Football 2000-ever… except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a 98 rating. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery ass a 99 in any category. Take that, pencil-dick. Go do Al Micheals or something. Boom. Score one for Red Beard. It’s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly sh-- and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast. !@#$, John, I understand you saying that I am slow and lacking athleticism, but a rating like this pretty much labels me as retarded. Rod “He Hate Me” Smart has a 52 in this category. Electronic Arts is saying that seven rating points separate me and the breathing embodiment of the perfect oxymoron. Rod Smart struggled to arrange words in sentence form. Cave men had better hold of the English language. The only actions that separate point values of ignorance at this embarrassing level are things like using your own toothbrush to wipe your ass. I basically edged out Rod by my lack of sh-- teeth. If I take a night school class, could you bump me up to a 60? I guess I just can’t fathom the fact that I am the absolute worst player rated out of the entire NFL. !@#$, man, there are some sh------- guys out there. Amongst everyone, I was rated the absolute worst. I have received the impression that you feel that I am lacking in the agility category. I should consider a walk through my living room where I don’t crash trough a wall or kick over furniture a resounding success. My agility rating on your game is 33. It makes it sound like I just topple over if I start walking too fast. Ted Washington is rated a 40 in agility. He is listed at 365 ponds. If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he’d look just like Jabba the Hut. Red Alert! John, you are such a !@#$ing dick. I also noticed that my kick return rating was a 0. I was rated a !@#$ing zero? So you feel that I shouldn’t even receive a 10, or even a 5? You are pretty much saying that I couldn’t even fall forward on a ball kicked in my direction. I would just stand there and let the ball bounce off of my !@#$ing face. !@#$ that, John, I returned an onside kick 6 yards in 2002. You should have just slapped a - 4 on me and had the EA staff ambush me with paintball guns. Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). !@#$ me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from? How much time is spent coming up with the pass coverage ratings of offensive lineman? Can I have that job? Let’s see here, I think that Orlando Pace would be slightly better at jumping intermediate routes than Larry Allen. While I’m at it, I can assign the passing ratings for offensive lineman as well. I can use mine as a guide. I was rated with a throwing power of 17 and accuracy of 16. Orlando Pace is has a 22 power and 17 accuracy rating. Did someone at EA really put time into figuring out that Orlando Pace edges out Ethan Albright in both throwing power and accuracy? I will challenge him any day. My horrible passer ratings are of greatest misfortune to my son, Red Beard Jr. The poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large freckles. He also has to suffer through playing catch with me and my senile-elderly-woman-type passer ratings. A session of tossing the pigskin usually consists of me missing my son by thirty yards in sporadic directions. I led him in front of a fire truck once and my wife kicked my ass. This is because of my 76 toughness rating. Yes, a 76 is far better than the other ratings, but I’m a !@#$ing lineman, damn it. NFL Linemen are considered to be synonymous with toughness. According to your game, I am a retarded, uncoordinated, kitty-ass !@#$wad that can’t fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell. I am, however, slightly better at manning up on a receiver than dropping into zone coverage. You lose your mind more and more each year, old man. When I'm not snapping balls, I snap necks. !@#$ you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life. If you !@#$ with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder. Rot in Hell, Ethan Albright http://www.thephatphree.com/feature...=2&LayoutType=1
  15. Looking at the injury reports, it looks as though the Lions O line is going to be hurtin' this week. Hopefully this will result in some sacks, lots of QB hurries and a couple interceptions (If McGee can get out of his funk). What do you guys think? I'm not too familiar with their line.
  16. wasn't jim rome the guy that got beat up on TV by some football player?
  17. Aren't there kids reading the board!? OMG their virgin ears!
  18. who's gonna be watching the keebler tree while he's catching footballs?
  19. we don't need another running back, we need some offensive linemen.
  20. Nope, I'm safe. I checked with our payroll person, they only show the last 4 digits on our pay stubs.
  21. I forgot what lot we parked in, but it was across the street from Gate 3, and there was a smallfootball field, or practice field behind the parking lot. I remember seeing alot of radio station vans and stuff parked there as well.
  22. Don't forget that if a team is winning the game, chances are they are going to play it safe and run the ball anyways to eat up the clock, rather than air it out and risk an interception. Whereas the opposite is true if the team is behind.
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