Oh, Sweet Cablelady...
M' Lady, I do it all for you. The rest of the Templar Knights argue in jealous tones, for they know I have your fair and so understanding ear. And they are so justly displeased.
(I bow) I am at you're service, fair maiden.
I shall slay yon dragon...and bring thee his head.
(You CAN barbecue, right? Hey, it's a little stringy...but not bad...)