I mean can you imagine if your parents ever did this to you?
"Son, come over here. Your mother and me have something we'd like to tell you"
*wtf*
"OK, now contain yourself Toby....we are sending you to four weeks at Teenage Republican Camp"
It would probably be at this point I'd have to reconsider the whole parent/guardian and child dynamic.
"Oh and son, try not to look so disappointed. Isn't that girl who has the crush on you, Roxanne Wilson going to be there?"
"OH GAWD DAD NO ANYTHING BUT THAT!"