Dead Horse Beater's Club

I'm missing the full minutes of our last meeting- since you're all here maybe someone can send me a copy?

We need to get the boys together right away, you guys are simply blowing our cover- Remember rule 22R of our charter: Section 22 Subection ® When the horse starts kicking back and making you look like a complete dumbass, quickly and quietly refocus on another horse. Let's steady this ship before you embarass the balance of the Club's membership.

While you've done an outstanding job exhibiting two of the desirable traits for a Dead Horse Beater, excelling at displays of ignorance and lack of football knowledge alone will not get you in the club. We will not compromise our standards for common dolts.

What makes you think you're qualified? Send a color email showing your fingertips and we'll get a determination from the board.

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Tread lightly little buddy, you know club members can only obsess about one Quarterback at a time! But you can do it again and again and again and again and again over and over and over and over and over and over!!!!