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    "Fit driver"?
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    Burleson's gone to the Seahawks. Williamson's there...but after a truly unspectacular rookie season I wouldn't trust him to do much more than Sam Aiken could. Then again...look who's throwing to them. Brad Johnson or Mike McMahon. And the rushing attack from hell. Not much anyone's going to accomplish on that receiving corps.
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    Have you seen the Vikings' roster recently? Their WR depth chart goes something like: Taylor, Robinson, a trainer, my grandmother, and an empty Gatorade cup. I'm pretty sure Sam can crack that lineup.
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    Because my wine needs more cowbell...
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    Then please, please get a job as a scout for the Bills and use your copious expertise to get some better talent in there, so you'll have less time to bother us with this nonsense.
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    Heard a commentator on the radio this morning (a liberal commentator, no less - typically one of the biggest Democratic shills I've ever heard) explaining how Lieberman's loss was due to the "Hezbollah Democrats".
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    Joe, it was satire, you took it seriously, he TOLD you it was satire, and your response is: "I'm still taking it seriously"? Paint chips: it's what's for dinner.
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    If the coaches judge the QB position based on one single practice, they're !@#$ed no matter who starts.
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    Ignorance needs to be dealt with. Stupidity is congenital.
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    Could be she starts turning tricks and ends up with the wrong john dumping her body somewhere...
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    Are you missing a chromosome or do you just...nah, it's been done. Nevermind...
  12. Crap Throwing Monkey
    No, you're thinking of conservatives.
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    Struck out, then...
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    Holocaust guilt. Duh.
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    Second the motion. You weren't being an ass, Chef. You were just stating the obvious. They're really stupid !@#$ing names.
  16. Crap Throwing Monkey
    What about the stuff they got from Liechtenstein?
  17. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Did you really need to ask that again?
  18. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Steven Hawking could get a thousand yards with the Broncos.
  19. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Nah. That's easy. The players have mothers.
  20. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Asymmetric warfare. Lose on the battlefield, win in the arena of public opinion...and you win the war. The Viet Cong were slaughtered in the Tet Offensive...but people still think of that as an American disaster. Public opinion is everything.
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    Of course, the simple fact that Hizb'Allah is a civilian militia makes it rather easy to skew the "combattant/non-combattant" numbers...
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    Oh, come on Joe...you never pulled the old "I think it misfired...look down the barrel and tell me what you see" gag on the new guys?
  23. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Getting more than four people to actually watch that bull sh-- was a neat trick...
  24. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Actually, Bill, we can type out "balls" here.
  25. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Apparently you and I are the only ones that know that Arabs are Semitic.
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