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How lazy is Young not to get his hands up? Or is SF coaching that?

[7:57] 2 minute warning 1) Another chance to kick off my Texas with TurboTex. 2) Crowdstrike with some steampunk western riff. 3) Google Pixel 8, with what I assume is an apology for their last year's ad.

[7:51] After the trickeration 1) Dunkin Donuts with Tom Brady and I don't get the boy band angle. 2) Who is my Neighbah? ask Ahnold. 3) Shogun, the new adaptation of the James Clavell novel.

OPI?

[7:41] 1) Reese's Caramel Peanut Butter Cups filmed in Hammer's Lot. 2) Squarespace. Please use the Independence Day beam, can you, aliens? 3) Bass Pro is selling a floating box of Marlboros that seats six and has a 100hp motor. The most American thing possible. 4) Robert Kraft standing up to people who hate semites, and/or massages.

I don't mean to ever laugh at injury but that's just the dumbest thing I've seen. Hey! That CAN call an obvious grounding on froggy.

[7:33] in the defensive struggle everyone predicted. 1) More Temu, it's right sized merchandise for this virtual dollhouse. 2) Oreo doing a twist commercial without Teddy KGB? 3) E-Trade babies in a pickleball commercial. They needed to quit a long time ago. 4) Hellmann's Mayo cat with dime store Jeri Ryan. 5) Halo the streaming series, ok.

[7:26] 1) T-Mobile auditions, but someone needs to explain the diff between magenta and hot pink. They ain't magenta: the first Hot Tuna record is magenta, the first Love Battery CD is hot pink. 2) Coors light with LL Cool O'Jay driving the Love Train. 3) Wide Right Of Destiny again.

That's what you get for showing Swift reaction on a non-Kelce play. Show her after the fffffumble, I dare ya.

[7:19] 3-0 SF with a record FG 1) Nerds Gummy Clusters. The ad is kinda disturbing but that actually looks awesome. 2) Twisters movie. No Helen Hunt. 3) Booking.com with Tina Fey and Glenn Close at a combined age of what, 140? 4) Homes.com attempting to complete with Zillow? You can't compete with a company that has made themself a noun AND a verb already. Why didn't they use "get to the choppah" considering they got him to the choppah?

[7:15] End of 1st quarter and local spots 1) Starry soda which is exactly what the world needs because there's no such thing as 7Up or Sprite or Mountain Dew. 2) Chris Walken in a world where everyone talks like Chris Walken. Awesome. What product was that for? 3) Arnold relegated to State Farm ads, GET MY NEIGHBAH TO THE CHOPPAH

Hey, Aiyuk ran the Gabe Davis pattern there.

A Kawasaki drove past Townsend, right?

[6:59] 1) Mt Dew Baja Blast. Who is this and why. 2) Lindor truffle balls, they're good but that spot didn't really have a bite to it. 3) Kawasaki Ridge. Hah! Steve Austin might be having thoughts of bringing back the Hollywood Blonds if Pillman was still around. 4) Popeye's with Ken Jeong. It was amusing. 5) Jeff Goldblum continues to play Jeff Goldblum, but now he has been demoted to commercials. At least Kevin Costner still does streaming TV. [7:05] 1) Pringles and Chris Pratt. Nice. Does he get a Monopoly spot in 20 years? 2) Mich Ultra with Messi. Keg kicks and start spurting air, and nobody notices the difference 3) Temu, which continues to sell Lego-sized versions of actual products for really cheap but you cant use them for anything. 4) Cerave "Let my cream hydrate you" which is a think a Porn DVR i saw in a store without windows on US 15 in Pennsylvania.

Hodling and it's a good call.

That crosser was a very Tua throw

Chenal could have fit the football in his crack if he fell on it.

[6:45] Fumbleaya, Fumble rooskie 1) Shrekanda Forever? Nope, "Wicked" 2) Dan Marino... ohhhh Bruce, I hope you got paid for that. 3) Kid fails sponsored by Dove. 4) CBS spot, which makes me ask again if there's been any good sitcoms since Cheers. [6:50] and the Chiefs go 3 & out because real teams give up 9 instead of 14 on 3rd and 13. 1) Attack of the Battle of the Planet of the World of the Village of the Apes featuring simian Patrick Stewart. 2) MGM with Vince Vaughn who is awesome everywhere. 3) He'd get that you should just get some epsom salts and stop bothering people. 3a) @Heitz with the winner

[6:36] Pre-kickoff 1) YEEEEEEEAHHHH DEADPOOL 3 2) For moderate to average symptoms of menopause use Veoaizaeuih. Most common side effects include death, rigor mortis, and drowsiness. 3) Watch the Philadelphia Eagles season symbolically crash into a lake with NFL Sunday Ticket

[6:30] 1) A Quiet Place day 1, or a lotta people seeing if their listerine is holding up. 2) Dr Pepper transfer portal, not new. 3) Turbo Texas as far as how I hear it being pronounced. 4) NCIS, CBS 3:30 College games.

Chris Jones makes it manly to cry at anthems.

[6:23] Pre-anthem 1) Pizza wHut. Next year: Pizza wTf 2) Discover card and who is this Botox recepticle again? 3) AI Art by Minions adding extra fingers and legs. Cute! 4) Stee Fen Coal Burt.

Diggs dropped a pass in dodge ball. Definitely a #2

Good use of Schrader on the swing pass as a pressure relief valve.

Chiefs doing the same thing they did to the Bills, blitz a ton, stopping the inside and short stuff, dare the opponent to go deep to the sidelines. The Bills didn't have anyone who can catch, the Ravens don't have anyone who can deliver the ball.