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[10:02] 2:00 warning 1) T-Mobile WiFi. Lousy. 2) Doordash promo code, we're into the dregs aren't we? Q: This could have been a 45-3 game by now, who wants their ads here? 3) A: Paramount+

I guess SF decided if they're going let the Chiefs hold everyone every play, then so will we. The Bills would never get away with that.

[9:53] tie game. i wonder if KC will manage to "hold" on 1) Homes.com again, just why 2) Disney+ with a bunch of movie quotes 3) The inevitable Clydesdales for Budweiser. 4/5) Network/league

Bosa freaking TACKLED

GTFO Nantz, Mahomes wasn't looking at the board, he was looking at the ref like he does every time he falls to the ground.

[9:42] 1) Kia. Too bad it's a Kia. 2) Macrosoft's Copilot. No idea what it is, but I'm sure it's designed to be mandatory.

Ball crossed sideline about a yard further than it was spotted, luckily still a 1st down and challenge not needed.

[9:33] End of 3rd in this craptastic matchup. 1) NFL spot 2) CBS spot 3) Local Blue Cross 4) Navy 5) More bludgeoning of Tesla 6) local HVAC

[9:28] I hate the NFL, league & network block. 1) CBS promo 2) NFL shop

Feliciano caught a blind side block.

It hit his guy's foot, McClouod had to try to recover it. He WAS yelling AND pointing at the guy, Romo! The blocker was the bozo there.

This is just lousy football all around. What a plop this game has been.

[9:14] 1) VW gets Neil Diamond as a soundtrack for their latest golf cart. 2) Homes.com wastes another few mill. 3) I'm not sure that Dumsticks being hawked by the Tiki Doll from Trilogy Of Terror is a great sales point. 4) Ryan Reynolds oversaturation continues with some other movie that isn't Deadpool 3 so I don't care.

KC is going back to their bread and butter: On offense: Hold On defense: Hold

"That's all heart" and holding

How much holding does #73 need to do to get a flag?

[8:59] 1) Pfizer declares that they are the logical inheritor of all of humanity's art, science and wisdom. What could go wrong? 2) Mr T wears Skechers, so does Tony Romo. They don't want to bend over I guess. 3) Bud Light and I just don't know what they're going to try next to try to rehabilitate their market share with these minor celebs. They need 10 or 20 Taylor Swifts for that. [9:04] 1) Toyota Tacoma looks for euphemisms for the Oh ***** handle. 2) Does Temu even net the dollars it needs to buy all these ads? 3) Doritos Dinamita with the Sinaloa Abuelas.

Josh woulda dirted that Jennings loss of 8

[8:40] Pre-2nd half & locals 1) Tua on Paramount Mt with Patrick Stewart. 2) Pluto TV couch potatos 3) Hyundai driving vikings 4) Xfinity different Christian McCaffreys 5) Tesla boycott ad 6) Mattressfirm sinkers and floaters [8:52] After Kermit delivers... the pick 1) Verizon 5G with Beyonce. Yawwwn. 2) Uber Eats commercial is going to be the first thing I forget in order to remember literally anything else. 3) Pluto TV couch potatos abbreviated version.

Kermit grinning is the creepiest thing I've seen tonight and I'm commenting on the Super Bowl commercials.

[8:13] Halftime, some network promos and local spots, nothing interesting. Back in 30.

Poppi is my grandfather. Pop is soda.

That's as much holding on Bosa as what Trent Williams was called on.

[8:04] We can clam another ad in here on a TO sire. 1) Snapchat ad is coincidentally a pointless pastiche of images. 2) Kennedy '24 retro ad which any frame of could be the cover of a Jello Biafra album. 3) Poppi soda, it looks like soda, fizzes like soda, tastes like soda, because it is soda. If only we needed more soda in the world.

How lazy is Young not to get his hands up? Or is SF coaching that?