Cugalabanza

The Pats always get the best of us some way or another. Here's how I see it playing out: Bills FO: Hey, wanna swap first rounders if we give you a 4th rounder too? We really wanna grab that guy Pettigrew before Atlanta takes him. Pats FO: Sure, let's do it. Bills FO: (hmmm...that was way to easy. They must know something about Pettigrew we don't.) Nevermind, deal's off. (ha ha, they almost had us that time.) Pats FO: Ok, whatever. Morons. Then... Atlanta takes Pettigew who promptly scores 14 TD's and gets rookie of the year. Bills FO: Pats FO:

Bob and David

Skanky. Is it possible to get herpes from just looking at a picture?

d'oh! Sorry, I got Peters on the brain. Anyway, I don't think we gave Greer the pinata treatment. I thought the majority opinion around here is that he's a quality guy, just a victim of economics. No?

Not likely. As we all know, the contemporary zombie seeks out and feeds on live brains.

That's encouraging to me. What the fans say when a player leaves is a good indicator. These are the guys watching every snap. They see beyond the stats. I know it's easy to dismiss message board stuff, but when it represents a consensus opinion, I think it's sound. I feel good about Rhodes. I feel good about Hangartner too, for the same reasons. I suspect the Eagles feel pretty good about getting Greer too.

I feel the same way. I think there's still a whole lot of shuffling to be done. What the final roster will look like is anybody's guess.

Those are your "facts?"

I admit nothing.

Dear nerds: If you don't want to get hit in the face with a dodgeball, just stay in the back. When a stray ball rolls near you, pick it up. Toss it gently over to the other side so somebody can easily catch it. Now go sit down and wait for the start of the next game. It's not that hard. Christ, I thought you were supposed to be smart or something. You think dodgeball is barbaric? Ha! I'll tell you what's barbaric: Your life, if you don't learn how to protect yourself. Also, please don't go home and cry to your mom. We like playing dodgeball. Thank you, The other kids

Uhm, I think we're gonna have to hear a little bit more about this, especially considering that you listed it as a "PRO."

gringo starr WR SUNY Geneseo Age: 38 5' 8.5" 175 lbs. 5.4 40yd 13.5" vert 6.5" broad PRO SUNY Geneseo does not have an organized football program but on the playground, gringo demonstrates good hands and the ability for yards after the catch, especially against co-ed competition. Willing to play injured, drunk, whatever it takes, for no pay whatsoever. Showed mediocre athleticism in intramural broomball. CON Lacks speed, strength, overall fitness, knowledge of the pro game and would probably need help even putting his uniform and equipment on. Even against low level competition, has been known to intentionally allow himself to be gang tackled by girls instead of fighting for additional yardage, simply because he seems to enjoy it. SUMMARY gringo posseses an inexplicable loyalty to the Buffalo Bills organization and would refuse to even play for any other NFL team. His raw enthusiasm might be enough for him to make a contribution on special teams, where his clumsiness and natural ability to run into people could conceivably cause fumbles in kick coverage. PROJECTION Walk on. Fractured ankle first day of tryouts.

I guess it's true what they say about great minds.

I like Madden too. I wonder who will step in to work with Al Michaels (who is also exellent in my opinion).

Here's my advice to people who have a conflict between their religious obligations and the scheduling of sporting events: Decide which one means more to you.

And they're all right around the same age. Tsaikotic is thirty tsix. Indy Dave and KnightRider were obviously twins separated at birth because they were born on the same day 39 years ago and they both have car-related screen names. Rayzer32 aint 32 no more--he's 41. Happy Birthday, blokes!

You make a really good argument.

Can you please provide a complete list of who is and who isn't a complete !@#$ing idiot? I can't stand the suspense over here.

It really is amazing how consistently well he's done throughout all the changes in personnel. I wonder how long before he gets offered a head coaching job somewhere.

I personally don't see it happening. Too costly. Too many other holes to fill.

But $9.75M wouldn't make him the "highest paid in the league at that position."

I've decided I'm just gonna believe the rumor. I'm kind of itching for some good news so I'm just gonna believe it. The Bills have offered Peters something well into 8 figures/yr. and he's about to sign. We'll hear confirmation of this soon. The explanation that appeals to me at the moment is the one I choose to accept. Ever hear of Occam's Razor. This is sort of like that--it's called gringo's rusty hacksaw.

Yes, but can we believe him? He seems like a trustworthy enough fellow. It's weird that he would spread this rumor on other sites, but not mention anything here. The OP is right--he's got some 'splaining to do.

I hope Rose, Bernard and Vincent are ready for them. By the way, I remember reading somewhere (probably Lostpedia) that the producers confirmed that Victor will make it all the way to the end of the series alive and well.

So, who exactly is this Astro (Dean Kindig)? Is this someone we can trust or just another goofy cartoon dog pissing on our leg?