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  1. Cugalabanza
    Hmmm... are you referring to the shape of your head or does this have to do with the path you take through life? (I think you meant "ellipsis.") (sorry, I had a bunch of caffeine and it sparked the smartass part of my brain)
  2. Cugalabanza
    What is this, semi-colon day? Easy there, Chomsky.
  3. Cugalabanza
    platypus**, I guess.
  4. Cugalabanza
    It's fun soliciting insults from Tom. Basically all you have to do is reply to anything he says. It's fun--you should try it.
  5. Cugalabanza
    How come you never go to that intersection? Is it because you're caught in traffic on I Pretend I'm Not Interested But I Can't Keep From Commenting Anyway Boulevard?
  6. Cugalabanza
    Well, physically she's pretty hot! I can't deny that. And actually it doesn't bother me that much that she's had a lot of partners. It's her unforgivably terrible taste in TV shows and shamelessly loud-mouthed, self-centered world view that makes me have to say NO.
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    Wow, they're way off! Tyson did not even make the Olympic team in '84.
  8. Cugalabanza
    I don't think I like your attitude, mister. Why don't you take a nice little trip, on a slow spiderboat to Guam?
  9. Cugalabanza
    wah!
  10. Cugalabanza
    Shhhhh...I win
  11. Cugalabanza
    Have a great Birthday, bofayooz!
  12. Cugalabanza
    I got it! C H A P L A I R U N D O E K E S
  13. Cugalabanza
    I just double-checked... actually what DC Tom said was that I was a world class moron and I should never speak or write anything down ever again. But he said it with such affection! And that World Class thing is pretty good, huh?
  14. Cugalabanza
    That's the nicest thing anybody's said to me since DC Tom admitted he was frightened and intimidated by my amazing intellect.
  15. Cugalabanza
    He raised a skanky whore broken arm bj bandit!
  16. Cugalabanza
    Don't let yourself get influenced by that nutjob. That stuff is ok for Beerball because he's in politics now, but regular working people have no need for that kind of depraved deviant filth.
  17. Cugalabanza
    Not exactly, but I find it interesting that that's where your mind went right off the bat.
  18. Cugalabanza
    I'm not even supposed to be here today!
  19. Cugalabanza
    You jackass! Don't you know that's how we got into this terrible economic situation? You're sitting there thinking you just got yourself a $.02 profit. You know what you got? A credit problem. A toxic asset! Nice job screwing it up for everybody.
  20. Cugalabanza
    This is so tragic. There is no need for hot young nannies to die like this. That's why I volunteer my services as a spotter to girls who like to engage in activities like this.
  21. Cugalabanza
    I will donate all of my proceeds from this thread to put Beerballs in the White house.
  22. Cugalabanza
    soul pain
  23. Cugalabanza
    Sweet! And now, thanks to that immunity deal I worked out in return for fingering Gangsta Kitty, I very proudly announce: I win!
  24. Cugalabanza
    Yeah, yeah, yeah... take away his parting gifts too! He tried to profess his innocence. The bylaws, the bylaws!
  25. Cugalabanza
    Hey look everybody! I have evidence of Gangsta Kitty involved in terrorist activity.
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