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Have a great birthday, yooz guys!

I think, for the last one, it's... 1/4

But if I win this thread, then I WILL be somebody who matters, instead of a bum, which is what I am. It was you, Charlie!

You win.

Well, let's hear it! If you have an idea how to end this thing, we want to know what it is.

Whutsamatta? Gansta Kitty got your tongue?

If one man grabbing another man's muffin is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

I'm swinging by your office right now. Just open your window, scream, "GRINGO, HERE'S YOUR MUFFIN!" and throw it as hard as you can. Thanks!

Yeah, this is a good bunch of bastards. Happy Bastardly Birthday to you all!

The ol' 23-Skidoo!

If anybody's going out anywhere, please pick me up a blueberry muffin. This coffee just isn't cutting it by itself.

Just kidding. Obviously that's impossible. 100%, by definition, is the maximum amount anyone can give.

Watcha drinkin'?

Rrruff!

I've always enjoyed a well-executed timing pass pattern where the QB delivers the ball on the money, hitting the receiver in stride. Usually on an inside slant and done in a way where it's designed for the receiver to find a soft spot between LB and safety. It's a play that happens fast and all of a sudden you have a player running full speed in the open field. Lots of QBs are very good at this. We haven't seen one in Buffalo since probably year one of the Bledsoe era.

How do you know she isn't shaved already. Wait, what?

I studied the elusive drunken monkey claw technique at shaolin temple. My skills will confuse Roscoe worse than a 4th quarter punt in a snowstorm.

No.

Early bird gets the worm. Too bad worms are disgusting. I prefer waffles.

Indeed. Glad you could intercede. On that point we are agreed. But on another you must heed: gringo starr (not you) is in the lead!

Have a great birthday, Tarkus!

Is Beckham really gonna come back from his achilles tear? I haven't seen any updates. When he first got hurt, the consensus was that his career was cooked.

I think it's interesting to consider that period of a man's life when he does not have that intimate access to a woman's body, approximately age 2 to 18. You could make a very good argument that that's the best, most peaceful time of his (our) life. There's an irony there (or a paradox at least). And inside that irony is maybe an indication of the terrifying power that women wield against us.

Yes, and he accomplishes this by way of the specially patented Total Gym® system of cable and pulley things. Also, Christie Brinkley (the model, not the dog) is standing there smiling.