[CURTIS SAMUEL A BILL]

9 minutes ago, damj said:

Thank you. 
 

go bills. 

[CURTIS SAMUEL A BILL]

Can someone tell me how I’m supposed to feel about this? I’m not reading 24 pages for work, much less for a FA signing. 

[Kirk Cousins gets 4 years, $180M from Falcons]

I feel like this is a case of someone using ChatGPT to write their resume and none of the hiring managers caught it. 

[Khalil Mack & Joey Bosa Available for Trade / Could Be Released]

[Josh Allen restructured]

Can someone explain the downside of this? Like why wouldn’t every team in cap trouble just restructure as signing bonuses? I know it’s a dumb question. But I don’t know the answer. 

[Bills Re-Sign Quinten Morris]

You used the hyphen in re-sign. Thank you. 
 

That’s all I have to add here. 

[In other news...Josh Allen rips pants in Paris]

On 3/6/2024 at 8:18 PM, 4merper4mer said:

Another off-season of Hooray for Hollywood with some weight gain added for good measure.  Awesome.  One of these years the guy will focus on football and actually get the most of his incredible talent.  Until then I guess it’s sampling frog legs or some other fattening French crap.

How much better could he possibly be? 
 

Honestly. 

 

The Bills defense has cost him at least one Super Bowl ring. 
 

He throws a lot of picks (though I’d argue three of them this year were actually excellent “punts”) because of his style and the need to carry this team on his back. 
 

What would you like to see Josh ***** Allen improve on in the offseason? 

[UPDATE: SIGNED Bills looking at bringing back Trubisky per Tim Graham]

Hoping for 150 year, $35k/year deal. 

[Black Wednesday]

I root for laundry. 
 

They’re making strategic moves to get younger, try to get out of this cap mess, and maybe attract (and afford) a stud FA or two. 
 

Next men up. 

[Haack Brought Baack]

I have never heard of David Edwards. 
 

 

 

[Jason Kelce Retirement Official]

I mean I get it. He loves football. But that speech was a bit over the top. 

[Russell Wilson Released]

That’s an insane amount of dead cap. 
 

He must be miserable to be around. 

[Pats now have 101 million in cap space - What would you do with that?]

 

[Unused tickets of the comeback game]

$500 for a ticket from the 2nd biggest comeback in NFL history sounds…. steep? And this is coming from a guy who spends his money on a lot of stupid *****. 

[Wacka update- Probably going home Tuesday!]

1 hour ago, Wacka said:

Out of icu since Wednesday night. Will give a betterUpdate later today. Brother is bringing my Lapttopk today. 

This is ***** awesome news! 

 

In even better news, I think you’re the early favorite for comeback poster of the year. 😊

 

 Keep the updates coming as much as you can. 

[KC Second Half Adjustments]

Peyton Manning: "I think that's the biggest myth in football — the halftime adjustments. You go in, you use the restroom, you eat a couple of oranges, and then the head coach says, 'Alright, let's go!'" 

 

Peyton's brother Eli agreed with his assessment. "You're in there for like, three minutes," Eli said.

[Matt Araiza signs with Chiefs]

4 hours ago, KDIGGZ said:

The Chiefs are our daddy. I'm so depressed 

Not sure why you’re getting the eye roll reactions. It’s true. And while it’s just a punter, that almost makes it worse. 

[Do you wonder if the league is fixed?]

If the league was fixed, Antonio Brown would have already made 6 (awful) songs about it.  
 

There’s literally zero way this would be kept a secret with gentlemen like him out there who would know more than any of us on the topic. 

[Bills fans dropped to No. 20 in latest fan rankings]

Median vs mean is likely playing a part here. 

[Is OT in the playoffs still broken?]

Like many other things, college football has this perfectly figured out. Not hard to just copy that model. At least in the playoffs. 
 

 

[Bills should sign Blaine Gabbert as backup QB]

If Josh gets hurt, unless Mahomes is his backup, we’re 100% *****. I wouldn’t waste time or energy on anyone other than a clipboard holder who can hand the ball to Cook 55 times. 

[Per NFL Rumors, Wilks fired]

Wait, the game that they lost was the Super Bowl, correct? Meaning they made it to the Super Bowl. 

 

There has to be something other than his job performance that led to this, no? Or am I just so used to simply accepting performance that is mildly above mediocre? 

[Multiple people shot at KC parade.]

Interestingly, the chiefsplanet thread on this topic is literally just people making jokes about this. 

[Multiple people shot at KC parade.]

20 minutes ago, Lost said:

 

Raising our children to be decent human beings might help too... just a thought

So that’s the secret? Other countries that don’t have daily mass shootings are just better at raising kids? Finally solved the problem! 

[Multiple people shot at KC parade.]

The fact that stories like this barely raise an eyebrow anymore - much less actually shock anyone - is so sad.